1 00:00:01,966 --> 00:00:05,333 ♪ [glass shatters] 2 00:00:17,733 --> 00:00:23,403 Once upon a lady-boy's dream, in sophomore year of high school, 3 00:00:23,403 --> 00:00:25,770 phishy-flamer Edwin crowned the nerdy homo, 4 00:00:25,770 --> 00:00:27,930 Conner, his best friend. 5 00:00:27,930 --> 00:00:30,337 Conner thought Edwin was the greatest. 6 00:00:30,337 --> 00:00:32,604 A true queen to learn from, 7 00:00:32,604 --> 00:00:36,639 and Edwin absolutely creamed over the attention. 8 00:00:36,639 --> 00:00:40,739 Soon enough, fresh meat Brett, the hunky stallion of a jock, 9 00:00:40,739 --> 00:00:44,339 put a plug up their friendship, if you know what I mean. 10 00:00:44,339 --> 00:00:47,107 Yes huntees, all the boys could do was think about the 11 00:00:47,107 --> 00:00:49,807 yummy, hot, top of a butch, Brett. 12 00:00:49,807 --> 00:00:52,541 Delish. 13 00:00:52,541 --> 00:00:56,041 Edwin joined every sport Brett played, while Conner just sat 14 00:00:56,041 --> 00:00:59,209 on the sidelines too afraid to make a move. 15 00:00:59,209 --> 00:01:02,442 Edwin even tried to snatch his way into Brett's house! 16 00:01:02,442 --> 00:01:03,882 Trifling tranny. 17 00:01:03,882 --> 00:01:08,343 All Conner could do was hope and pray to the fairy gods 18 00:01:08,343 --> 00:01:10,610 above that his dream jock would finally notice him. 19 00:01:10,610 --> 00:01:12,077 Mmm, tasty. 20 00:01:14,244 --> 00:01:18,512 Then something fantasmic happened junior year. 21 00:01:18,512 --> 00:01:20,779 The fairy gods were listenin' and Brett was assigned a seat 22 00:01:20,779 --> 00:01:23,213 right next to Conner. 23 00:01:23,213 --> 00:01:25,712 Conner was an A student in Algebra... 24 00:01:25,712 --> 00:01:27,782 Fuckin' genius, queens. 25 00:01:28,174 --> 00:01:32,314 Brett was a total starfish, pretty to look at, 26 00:01:32,314 --> 00:01:35,648 but ain't got no brains for days, huntees. 27 00:01:35,648 --> 00:01:39,815 After a year of pent-up homo-erotic butt-chumming 28 00:01:39,815 --> 00:01:43,316 aggression, Conner finally got his man-hunk's attention 29 00:01:43,316 --> 00:01:45,716 and was asked over to his house to tutor! 30 00:01:45,716 --> 00:01:48,416 Yes God, honey! 31 00:01:48,416 --> 00:01:51,450 Every Tuesday and Thursday they spent hours and hours 32 00:01:51,450 --> 00:01:54,060 upon hours divulging algebra. 33 00:01:54,801 --> 00:01:57,951 Well, the fantasy didn't last long. 34 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,752 Do you remember that creaming flamer, Edwin? 35 00:02:00,752 --> 00:02:04,853 Well he decided to stalk their every move and just like that, 36 00:02:04,853 --> 00:02:08,187 Conner's dream crumbled when Edwin ripped poor Conner out 37 00:02:08,187 --> 00:02:10,787 of the closet; announced he was gay. 38 00:02:10,787 --> 00:02:13,987 Brett freaked the freak out, called Conner a fag, and that 39 00:02:13,987 --> 00:02:16,154 "See you next Tuesday" of a hag, Edwin, 40 00:02:16,154 --> 00:02:18,494 just stood there giggling! 41 00:02:18,521 --> 00:02:20,422 Drama! 42 00:02:20,422 --> 00:02:24,055 ♪♪ 43 00:02:40,525 --> 00:02:41,892 Come on Conner! 44 00:02:41,892 --> 00:02:44,142 We're clubbing. Hurry up! 45 00:02:45,536 --> 00:02:48,326 Settle down, bitch! I'm coming! 46 00:02:48,326 --> 00:02:49,927 Whew! 47 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:52,427 Oooow! 48 00:03:03,173 --> 00:03:06,863 Everyone and their daddy is here tonight. 49 00:03:06,863 --> 00:03:08,396 Let us off here, Michael. 50 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:09,863 I'm not walking in by myself. 51 00:03:09,863 --> 00:03:12,293 We're just getting in line. 52 00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:15,131 If any of you goes in without me, I'm leaving you here. 53 00:03:15,131 --> 00:03:16,430 Do you really think we're gonna get in 54 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:19,220 before you find a parking spot? 55 00:03:19,220 --> 00:03:22,598 Don't be a bitch, Matthew. Just don't go in without me. 56 00:03:22,598 --> 00:03:26,065 Can't you just park the car and come find us? 57 00:03:26,065 --> 00:03:29,233 Must we get all dramatic before we even go inside? 58 00:03:29,233 --> 00:03:32,203 I wasn't acting dramatic, Conner. 59 00:03:35,301 --> 00:03:38,721 Yeah, but you were acting like a cunt. 60 00:03:41,834 --> 00:03:46,694 Alright ladies, are you ready for getting into action? 61 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:48,669 You think Michael's ever gonna find a parking space? 62 00:03:48,669 --> 00:03:51,469 I don't give a fuck! 63 00:03:51,469 --> 00:03:52,136 Dinero? 64 00:03:53,570 --> 00:03:55,204 Chavo? 65 00:03:55,204 --> 00:03:56,903 Mm-mm, new jeans honey, new jeans. 66 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:59,104 Why don't you... 67 00:03:59,104 --> 00:04:01,405 Why don't you try further up in the line, honey? 68 00:04:01,405 --> 00:04:02,305 Discoteca? 69 00:04:03,526 --> 00:04:06,406 Mmm-mmm baby, no disco. Madonna. 70 00:04:06,406 --> 00:04:07,272 Madonna? 71 00:04:07,272 --> 00:04:07,992 Madonna! 72 00:04:12,873 --> 00:04:13,773 [whistles] 73 00:04:18,540 --> 00:04:20,160 You can go inside. 74 00:04:22,675 --> 00:04:24,374 Thank you. 75 00:04:24,374 --> 00:04:25,375 Hey, you can't go in without Michael. 76 00:04:25,375 --> 00:04:28,255 I just found my ride home, baby. 77 00:04:30,642 --> 00:04:31,276 Bitch. 78 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:38,577 Dinero? 79 00:04:38,577 --> 00:04:40,644 What? What? 80 00:04:40,644 --> 00:04:42,211 Mira. 81 00:04:43,111 --> 00:04:45,361 Oh I don't have a mirror. 82 00:04:53,379 --> 00:05:00,280 ♪ You're one year older, Mister owner ♪ 83 00:05:04,781 --> 00:05:07,481 - Happy birthday. - Thank you! 84 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:10,583 ♪ But still sexy at 53 ♪ 85 00:05:10,583 --> 00:05:12,416 [laughs] 86 00:05:12,416 --> 00:05:13,382 Muah! 87 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:16,584 Cheers. 88 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:18,283 [cheering] 89 00:05:21,584 --> 00:05:22,917 [laughs] 90 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:28,918 ♪♪ 91 00:05:32,736 --> 00:05:34,986 I'm gonna go get a drink. 92 00:05:34,986 --> 00:05:37,236 Get me a Cranberry Vodka. 93 00:05:38,424 --> 00:05:39,954 Okay, I gotta go. 94 00:05:39,954 --> 00:05:41,421 Awww. 95 00:05:41,421 --> 00:05:44,287 Yeah, I have class tomorrow 96 00:05:44,287 --> 00:05:45,222 and I haven't finished reading all my students' essays yet. 97 00:05:45,222 --> 00:05:47,355 Okay... 98 00:05:47,355 --> 00:05:49,965 Happy birthday, Mister owner. 99 00:05:50,956 --> 00:05:53,289 [chuckling] 100 00:05:58,990 --> 00:05:59,990 53. 101 00:06:03,424 --> 00:06:06,657 [club music plays continually] 102 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:22,660 Hey Angela, can you give me a glass of red 103 00:06:22,660 --> 00:06:27,061 and get whatever this gentleman would like to drink. 104 00:06:27,061 --> 00:06:31,021 Top shelf vodka with ice and a Rum and Coke. 105 00:06:31,022 --> 00:06:33,362 Who's the other drink for? 106 00:06:33,362 --> 00:06:35,529 They're both for me, sweetie. 107 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:39,039 One's to pound, the other one's to sip. 108 00:06:44,497 --> 00:06:45,487 I'm Ronald. 109 00:06:47,898 --> 00:06:49,428 What's your name? 110 00:06:49,428 --> 00:06:51,732 I'm Matthew. What's yours? 111 00:06:51,732 --> 00:06:52,398 Steven. 112 00:06:53,565 --> 00:06:54,825 I'm the owner. 113 00:06:57,740 --> 00:06:59,900 You wanna go downstairs? 114 00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:02,600 No thanks, just here to dance. 115 00:07:02,733 --> 00:07:04,713 Can I get you a drink? 116 00:07:06,101 --> 00:07:08,081 Are you a college boy? 117 00:07:09,867 --> 00:07:12,567 Do I look like I'm in college? 118 00:07:12,775 --> 00:07:14,935 I work at a flower shop. 119 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,202 Which one? 120 00:07:26,937 --> 00:07:28,737 I'll see you around. 121 00:07:31,338 --> 00:07:32,138 Owner. 122 00:07:37,405 --> 00:07:40,105 [whispers something inaudible] 123 00:07:41,790 --> 00:07:44,040 That's not worth a drink. 124 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,920 You wanna fuck me? Buy me a car! 125 00:07:54,439 --> 00:07:58,309 There are so many sleazy guys in this club. 126 00:07:58,309 --> 00:08:01,459 All willing to pay for your drinks. 127 00:08:02,470 --> 00:08:04,810 Can you get more adorable? 128 00:08:04,810 --> 00:08:05,876 Where? 129 00:08:05,876 --> 00:08:07,046 Baseball cap. 130 00:08:08,877 --> 00:08:09,777 Oh my God! 131 00:08:09,911 --> 00:08:10,577 Hot! 132 00:08:17,645 --> 00:08:18,279 Gross! 133 00:08:20,746 --> 00:08:22,546 Give me a cigarette. 134 00:08:22,546 --> 00:08:23,547 You don't smoke, Conner. 135 00:08:23,547 --> 00:08:26,914 I do when I drink. 136 00:08:26,914 --> 00:08:28,714 I only have five left. 137 00:08:28,714 --> 00:08:32,224 Oh my God, are five not gonna last you? 138 00:08:47,450 --> 00:08:48,530 Got a light? 139 00:09:01,152 --> 00:09:02,186 I'm Conner. 140 00:09:03,286 --> 00:09:03,920 Devan. 141 00:09:04,853 --> 00:09:07,454 Whoo! 142 00:09:07,454 --> 00:09:09,354 Hey bitch, answer your phone! 143 00:09:09,354 --> 00:09:11,821 Oh. 144 00:09:11,821 --> 00:09:14,161 Oh, never mind. [giggling] 145 00:09:22,022 --> 00:09:23,623 That's Michael. 146 00:09:23,623 --> 00:09:25,333 He's just a friend. 147 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:27,056 He's with the other guy? 148 00:09:27,056 --> 00:09:28,023 David? 149 00:09:29,991 --> 00:09:31,071 Not exactly. 150 00:09:31,857 --> 00:09:33,387 He's not with me. 151 00:09:34,644 --> 00:09:37,524 Holy shit, the show is starting. 152 00:09:37,524 --> 00:09:38,725 What show? 153 00:09:38,725 --> 00:09:39,535 The show. 154 00:09:45,026 --> 00:09:46,466 What's going on? 155 00:09:46,466 --> 00:09:49,593 You didn't come here to see the show? 156 00:09:49,593 --> 00:09:52,327 I came here because it's a gay club. 157 00:09:52,327 --> 00:09:53,794 What can I get you guys? 158 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,161 Would you buy a drink, Devan? 159 00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:56,691 What do you want? 160 00:09:56,691 --> 00:09:57,628 Jack and Coke. 161 00:09:57,628 --> 00:09:58,528 And a Bud. 162 00:10:15,692 --> 00:10:18,932 I love how they don't card you here. 163 00:10:18,932 --> 00:10:20,822 Most gay clubs don't. 164 00:10:25,399 --> 00:10:30,133 After the mysterious death of Elizabeth Two, 165 00:10:30,133 --> 00:10:33,467 a dark figure emerged from the shadows. 166 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,301 She had returned from the grave 167 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,968 and ascended to the throne. 168 00:10:37,968 --> 00:10:39,468 Look out England! 169 00:10:39,468 --> 00:10:42,235 I give you Queen Diana! 170 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:46,836 ♪ Why don't you take your fake lashes off? ♪ 171 00:10:46,836 --> 00:10:49,370 ♪ Your five freak nails ♪ 172 00:10:49,370 --> 00:10:51,803 ♪ Your Frederick's of Hollywood derrière ♪ 173 00:10:51,803 --> 00:10:54,104 ♪ Let your real hair down ♪ 174 00:10:54,104 --> 00:10:55,204 ♪ It's time to come through ♪ 175 00:10:55,204 --> 00:10:56,037 ♪ Come through ♪ 176 00:10:56,037 --> 00:10:56,937 ♪ Be you ♪ 177 00:10:59,071 --> 00:11:01,505 ♪ Woooo you baby ♪ 178 00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:06,739 ♪ Oooow and when you do ♪ 179 00:11:06,739 --> 00:11:11,539 ♪ It's gonna feel so good deep down inside ♪ 180 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,941 ♪ Oooo ♪ 181 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:19,261 ♪ You'll feel like flyin' like wings of a dove ♪ 182 00:11:19,801 --> 00:11:21,241 ♪ You got love ♪ 183 00:11:21,241 --> 00:11:22,075 ♪ Stand up ♪ 184 00:11:22,075 --> 00:11:23,009 ♪ Be you ♪ 185 00:11:23,009 --> 00:11:23,999 ♪ Be true ♪ 186 00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:27,379 ♪ It's time to be you ♪ 187 00:11:27,379 --> 00:11:31,143 ♪ Why don't ya take your fake lashes off ♪ 188 00:11:31,143 --> 00:11:34,310 ♪ Your five freak nails ♪ 189 00:11:34,310 --> 00:11:36,510 ♪ Your Frederick's of Hollywood derrière ♪ 190 00:11:36,510 --> 00:11:38,544 ♪ Let your real hair down ♪ 191 00:11:38,544 --> 00:11:39,211 ♪ It's time to come through ♪ 192 00:11:39,211 --> 00:11:40,211 ♪ Come through ♪ 193 00:11:40,211 --> 00:11:41,145 ♪ Be you ♪ 194 00:11:43,162 --> 00:11:45,412 ♪ It's easy to do honey ♪ 195 00:11:45,412 --> 00:11:46,913 ♪ Girl, I got tired... ♪ 196 00:11:46,913 --> 00:11:48,512 [applause] 197 00:11:50,313 --> 00:11:52,113 How about the Queen? 198 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:55,314 Ugh! 199 00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:57,514 Yeah I'd go straight for you in a second if I weren't a top. 200 00:11:57,514 --> 00:12:01,248 ♪ But if baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top ♪ 201 00:12:01,248 --> 00:12:04,382 [audience laughter] 202 00:12:04,382 --> 00:12:06,415 You got that right. [laughs] 203 00:12:06,415 --> 00:12:08,549 How are you guys doin' out there? 204 00:12:08,549 --> 00:12:09,716 Good? 205 00:12:10,987 --> 00:12:15,217 Well, for those of you who don't know who I am, 206 00:12:15,217 --> 00:12:16,784 I'm your gorgeous host, 207 00:12:16,784 --> 00:12:20,151 Miss Broccoli Spears Alexander Federline. 208 00:12:20,151 --> 00:12:21,351 [laughter] 209 00:12:21,351 --> 00:12:24,285 Oh, and hottest mess. 210 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,718 Well, I'm on so much pain medication. 211 00:12:26,718 --> 00:12:29,868 I'm all vegetable from the neck up. 212 00:12:31,319 --> 00:12:31,719 No? 213 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:33,520 Oh. 214 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:37,220 Well I'm here to leave you fully satisfied 215 00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:39,321 and take care of your every need. 216 00:12:39,321 --> 00:12:42,554 So let's do that by welcoming to the stage the person who 217 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:45,188 I'm sure you're all ready and excited to see. 218 00:12:45,188 --> 00:12:47,689 The one, the only, Adora! 219 00:12:51,622 --> 00:12:56,090 ♪♪ 220 00:12:56,090 --> 00:12:58,790 ♪ I don't care what you do or say ♪ 221 00:12:58,790 --> 00:13:01,991 ♪ I'm gonna do this my own damn way ♪ 222 00:13:01,991 --> 00:13:03,091 ♪ No turning back ♪ 223 00:13:03,091 --> 00:13:07,492 ♪ No takin' no ♪ 224 00:13:07,492 --> 00:13:09,392 ♪ Answers there are not my own ♪ 225 00:13:09,392 --> 00:13:11,192 ♪ They're not my own ♪ 226 00:13:11,192 --> 00:13:13,092 ♪ They're not my own ♪ 227 00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:15,072 ♪ They're not my own ♪ 228 00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:18,869 ♪ They're not, not, not ♪ [echo effect] 229 00:13:23,925 --> 00:13:26,895 ♪ You don't like the way I talk ♪ 230 00:13:26,895 --> 00:13:30,095 ♪ You don't like the way I walk ♪ 231 00:13:30,095 --> 00:13:33,596 ♪ You don't like my crazy hair ♪ 232 00:13:33,596 --> 00:13:37,764 ♪ You don't like me anywhere ♪ 233 00:13:37,764 --> 00:13:41,097 ♪ I don't care what you do or say ♪ 234 00:13:41,097 --> 00:13:44,398 ♪ I'm gonna do this my own damn way ♪ 235 00:13:44,398 --> 00:13:45,798 ♪ No turning back ♪ 236 00:13:45,798 --> 00:13:49,032 ♪ No takin' no ♪ 237 00:13:49,032 --> 00:13:51,899 ♪ Answers there are not my own ♪ 238 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:55,099 ♪ I see you hatin' on me, me, me, me, me, me ♪ 239 00:13:55,099 --> 00:13:59,067 ♪♪ 240 00:13:59,067 --> 00:14:01,857 Don't you wanna watch the show? 241 00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:06,167 I heard there's a better one downstairs. 242 00:14:22,214 --> 00:14:24,104 Where the hell is he? 243 00:14:24,104 --> 00:14:25,454 Fuck if I know. 244 00:14:27,665 --> 00:14:30,905 Why am I even bothering to find him? 245 00:14:30,905 --> 00:14:33,105 When we got here, he said he found him a ride. 246 00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:34,105 Has anyone even seen him tonight? 247 00:14:34,105 --> 00:14:35,639 I never saw him once. 248 00:14:35,639 --> 00:14:36,629 One second. 249 00:14:38,639 --> 00:14:39,939 Mmm. Mmm. 250 00:14:39,939 --> 00:14:42,009 Are you a little bitch? 251 00:14:42,064 --> 00:14:43,774 You're wig is dope. 252 00:14:43,774 --> 00:14:44,607 You are. 253 00:14:46,841 --> 00:14:48,042 My wig? 254 00:14:48,042 --> 00:14:48,641 Bitch. 255 00:14:48,815 --> 00:14:51,875 Well your whole costume's amazing. 256 00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:54,485 Mmm. Yes, it's all very dope. 257 00:14:54,485 --> 00:14:58,476 You wouldn't happen to have an extra cigarette? 258 00:14:58,476 --> 00:14:59,743 [laughs] 259 00:15:02,843 --> 00:15:04,311 I don't smoke. 260 00:15:04,311 --> 00:15:05,931 She doesn't smoke. 261 00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:10,821 Don't come to my show, bitch. 262 00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:13,312 Nasty! 263 00:15:14,012 --> 00:15:15,012 [laughing] 264 00:15:16,979 --> 00:15:18,149 What a bitch! 265 00:15:18,779 --> 00:15:20,579 Who, the drag queen? 266 00:15:20,579 --> 00:15:21,713 Yes! 267 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,614 She was all like, 268 00:15:23,614 --> 00:15:25,781 "Oh you came running over here for a cigarette." 269 00:15:25,781 --> 00:15:27,614 No bitch, I thought you was Jennifer Lopez. 270 00:15:27,614 --> 00:15:29,448 I thought that's... 271 00:15:29,448 --> 00:15:31,081 I thought that's how you guys talked to each other. 272 00:15:31,081 --> 00:15:31,891 You guys? 273 00:15:33,415 --> 00:15:35,665 I meant the three of you. 274 00:15:35,748 --> 00:15:39,438 To each other, yes, but not to strangers. 275 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,683 I thought he was too fat for the shirt he was wearing. 276 00:15:41,683 --> 00:15:44,050 Oh my God, he was too fat for that shirt. 277 00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:45,350 The one with his hat turned backwards, 278 00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:46,384 pretending he wasn't 30? 279 00:15:46,384 --> 00:15:46,924 Mmhmm. 280 00:15:47,608 --> 00:15:49,318 He was so pathetic. 281 00:15:49,318 --> 00:15:50,851 Let's just leave. 282 00:15:50,851 --> 00:15:52,851 I need cigarettes and head. 283 00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:55,551 Oh he's probably in the woods. 284 00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:58,053 The woods. [laughing] 285 00:15:58,053 --> 00:15:59,320 If you go in there, you're a slut. 286 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,486 Have you gone in there? 287 00:16:00,486 --> 00:16:01,746 Tons of times! 288 00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:03,530 Whatever, let's go. 289 00:16:06,853 --> 00:16:08,054 You with him? 290 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,764 Oh my God, hope so. 291 00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:16,255 [bird chirping] 292 00:16:33,922 --> 00:16:35,092 Good morning. 293 00:16:35,092 --> 00:16:35,758 Hi. 294 00:16:39,559 --> 00:16:42,349 So you uh, wanna take a shower? 295 00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:44,093 I can take one when I get home. 296 00:16:44,093 --> 00:16:47,226 Come on. It'll be fun. 297 00:16:47,226 --> 00:16:48,756 I'm okay, Conner. 298 00:16:49,394 --> 00:16:51,464 What are you afraid of? 299 00:16:51,765 --> 00:16:54,195 I'm not afraid of anything. 300 00:16:54,195 --> 00:16:56,895 I just wanna take things slow. 301 00:16:57,076 --> 00:17:01,396 Alright, will you at least wait while I take one 302 00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,196 before you run home? 303 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:12,531 [thud] 304 00:17:13,231 --> 00:17:15,031 Conner, you alright? 305 00:17:15,031 --> 00:17:15,699 Yep! 306 00:17:16,998 --> 00:17:19,968 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 307 00:17:20,433 --> 00:17:24,843 I just slipped on the damn towel from last night. 308 00:17:27,334 --> 00:17:31,744 Oh, well good thing I didn't wanna take a shower. 309 00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,268 [birds chirping] 310 00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:41,439 Good morning. 311 00:17:48,036 --> 00:17:49,926 Have you seen my hat? 312 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:54,710 You weren't wearing one when we came out here. 313 00:17:55,705 --> 00:17:57,235 I gotta get home. 314 00:17:58,045 --> 00:18:01,105 Can I get ya some breakfast first? 315 00:18:01,105 --> 00:18:03,085 I never eat breakfast. 316 00:18:03,085 --> 00:18:06,173 I was hoping for a ride home in exchange. 317 00:18:06,173 --> 00:18:07,606 Why don't we just take your car? 318 00:18:07,606 --> 00:18:08,306 My car? 319 00:18:10,873 --> 00:18:12,493 This isn't my car. 320 00:18:29,377 --> 00:18:31,277 Hey. 321 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,410 Remember that guy, Mike, I was telling you about? 322 00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:34,111 Yeah. 323 00:18:34,111 --> 00:18:36,777 Well, he finally asked me out. 324 00:18:36,777 --> 00:18:38,127 - Cool. - Yeah. 325 00:18:38,127 --> 00:18:39,812 You know where he's taking me? 326 00:18:39,812 --> 00:18:41,045 Where? 327 00:18:41,045 --> 00:18:42,305 The Shark Fin. 328 00:18:43,412 --> 00:18:44,045 Oooo. 329 00:18:45,312 --> 00:18:47,113 - Alright. - Fancy 330 00:18:47,113 --> 00:18:48,280 So okay, I need your help, okay. 331 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,046 A few options. 332 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,386 What do you think of this? 333 00:18:52,534 --> 00:18:54,514 Well what do you mean? 334 00:18:54,514 --> 00:18:56,081 Too much? 335 00:18:57,448 --> 00:18:59,248 Uh... 336 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:01,491 Too much. 337 00:19:03,282 --> 00:19:05,712 Wait, I have a few options. 338 00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:08,880 This green, nice. 339 00:19:10,841 --> 00:19:14,351 This one's a little more sophisticated. 340 00:19:14,351 --> 00:19:16,351 You know what, this one I really like. 341 00:19:16,351 --> 00:19:17,971 What do you think? 342 00:19:18,218 --> 00:19:20,828 That one's pretty cool. Yeah. 343 00:19:25,585 --> 00:19:30,715 I'm sorry, I'm just not, haven't been given that ability. 344 00:19:31,374 --> 00:19:36,954 My brother finally comes out and he wasn't given that ability. 345 00:19:36,954 --> 00:19:38,455 You know what, Devan, I must say, 346 00:19:38,455 --> 00:19:42,235 I'm very disappointed by this whole thing. 347 00:19:55,798 --> 00:19:59,758 You are so lucky he doesn't run like a girl. 348 00:19:59,758 --> 00:20:00,458 Mm-hmm. 349 00:20:06,493 --> 00:20:08,293 What's your problem? 350 00:20:08,293 --> 00:20:10,426 I'm not out to everyone. 351 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,226 Oh, it's okay bubby. 352 00:20:12,226 --> 00:20:15,106 I'm not out to everybody either. 353 00:20:25,912 --> 00:20:28,162 Where did this come from? 354 00:20:28,162 --> 00:20:30,052 The floor of the car. 355 00:20:30,052 --> 00:20:30,796 Matthew dropped more than his pants last night. 356 00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:33,197 Mm-hmm. 357 00:20:33,197 --> 00:20:34,367 Do you smoke? 358 00:20:47,143 --> 00:20:49,933 David, can I have one of those? 359 00:20:49,933 --> 00:20:50,966 Does this look like Calais? 360 00:20:50,966 --> 00:20:52,406 I only want one. 361 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:55,633 I'll buy you another pack. 362 00:20:55,633 --> 00:20:56,834 I only have a few so make them last. 363 00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:58,267 I love you. 364 00:20:58,267 --> 00:20:59,501 You really need to start carrying 365 00:20:59,501 --> 00:21:02,021 your own cigarettes, Conner. 366 00:21:02,624 --> 00:21:04,334 He's pissed at you. 367 00:21:04,334 --> 00:21:06,314 He's always like that. 368 00:21:06,314 --> 00:21:10,602 So does someone have a membership here or something? 369 00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:13,836 One of Michael's ex-boyfriends used to work here. 370 00:21:13,836 --> 00:21:15,937 So we're breaking into a private pool? 371 00:21:15,937 --> 00:21:17,703 We have a key. 372 00:21:17,703 --> 00:21:19,304 We've done this a thousand times. 373 00:21:19,304 --> 00:21:21,871 Well I have a pool at my house. 374 00:21:21,871 --> 00:21:26,705 Yeah but at this one we don't have to wear our bathing suits. 375 00:21:26,705 --> 00:21:27,372 Crap! 376 00:21:44,062 --> 00:21:48,742 When you graduate school, you're gonna build houses? 377 00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:52,075 Well I have to draft a lot of different design plans, 378 00:21:52,075 --> 00:21:55,410 but a construction company will build them. 379 00:21:55,410 --> 00:21:59,143 I'll probably start off with houses and then eventually 380 00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:01,843 work my way up to skyscrapers. 381 00:22:01,843 --> 00:22:04,411 So you're gonna make a lot of money, huh? 382 00:22:04,411 --> 00:22:06,931 I'm not in it for the money. 383 00:22:06,945 --> 00:22:09,105 I am, I mean I would be. 384 00:22:09,105 --> 00:22:12,679 Well you can make a lot of money working on computers. 385 00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:14,389 One day, I suppose. 386 00:22:14,389 --> 00:22:17,179 Right now I just wanna have fun. 387 00:22:17,179 --> 00:22:18,446 I gotta pee. 388 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:20,940 Be right back. 389 00:22:23,247 --> 00:22:25,767 Damn! How big is that thing? 390 00:22:25,767 --> 00:22:29,715 Come on David, I had my back to you the entire time. 391 00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:34,755 I know if I can see it from the back, it's gotta be big! 392 00:22:34,755 --> 00:22:39,883 I'm here to teach the skills needed to achieve and maintain 393 00:22:39,883 --> 00:22:44,784 enough success to guarantee you working the rest of your life. 394 00:22:44,784 --> 00:22:47,585 I've been teaching this class for three years 395 00:22:47,585 --> 00:22:51,752 and I've never been so impressed with my students before. 396 00:22:51,752 --> 00:22:54,619 After reading each of your essays, I can see that every 397 00:22:54,619 --> 00:22:58,553 one of you have a very clear understanding 398 00:22:58,553 --> 00:23:02,520 of how to make a very tasty cupcake. 399 00:23:03,374 --> 00:23:07,154 Alright that's all we have time for today. 400 00:23:07,154 --> 00:23:08,721 Your homework for next week 401 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,554 is to bring in the design of your cupcake. 402 00:23:10,554 --> 00:23:12,489 We cannot begin to bake them until we first 403 00:23:12,489 --> 00:23:15,999 learn how to make them. [phone ringing] 404 00:23:16,589 --> 00:23:20,156 Hey, I just finished class. 405 00:23:20,156 --> 00:23:22,856 Well don't come home too late. 406 00:23:23,057 --> 00:23:24,047 I love you. 407 00:23:33,258 --> 00:23:35,238 That was pretty quick. 408 00:23:36,103 --> 00:23:40,693 Must be like a hundred flower shops in Long Island. 409 00:23:40,693 --> 00:23:42,853 And I walked into yours. 410 00:23:42,853 --> 00:23:45,260 Believe me, I checked out a lot of flower shops 411 00:23:45,260 --> 00:23:46,927 before I found you. 412 00:23:46,927 --> 00:23:48,547 I mean, your shop. 413 00:23:52,395 --> 00:23:55,905 Are you looking for something specific? 414 00:23:55,905 --> 00:23:58,262 That arrangement that you're working on 415 00:23:58,262 --> 00:23:59,130 looks like a nice one. 416 00:23:59,130 --> 00:24:00,496 Is it for sale? 417 00:24:01,963 --> 00:24:03,223 No, I'm sorry. 418 00:24:04,296 --> 00:24:06,636 They're for a dead person. 419 00:24:07,431 --> 00:24:09,698 Then perhaps roses? 420 00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,098 For my mother. 421 00:24:13,098 --> 00:24:14,808 I can arrange that. 422 00:24:19,866 --> 00:24:22,386 So, do you have a boyfriend? 423 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,750 I only have people I have sex with. 424 00:24:38,956 --> 00:24:43,636 It's not part of my job description to help you send 425 00:24:43,636 --> 00:24:46,036 naked pictures over the internet. 426 00:24:46,036 --> 00:24:46,756 Hold on. 427 00:24:46,827 --> 00:24:49,437 Hey Aunt Patricia I gotta go. 428 00:24:49,437 --> 00:24:52,317 Call you at the end of the week. 429 00:24:53,038 --> 00:24:54,438 - Hey. - Hey. 430 00:24:54,438 --> 00:24:56,139 It's good to see you. 431 00:24:56,139 --> 00:24:59,839 ♪♪ 432 00:25:01,347 --> 00:25:04,407 My students are really doing well. 433 00:25:04,407 --> 00:25:07,140 I can't believe some of their concepts. 434 00:25:07,140 --> 00:25:08,373 I wish I had some of their ideas 435 00:25:08,373 --> 00:25:11,253 when I opened up Cupcake Castle. 436 00:25:11,307 --> 00:25:12,747 Earth to Uranus. 437 00:25:13,708 --> 00:25:14,968 Oh, I'm sorry. 438 00:25:15,375 --> 00:25:17,175 That's great, honey. 439 00:25:17,175 --> 00:25:21,309 We must be the happiest couple in the world, don't you think? 440 00:25:21,309 --> 00:25:22,659 Yes, of course. 441 00:25:22,986 --> 00:25:27,576 We never fight, we both have successful businesses, 442 00:25:27,576 --> 00:25:29,611 and we've been together more than 15 years. 443 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:32,078 Not many couples can say that. 444 00:25:32,078 --> 00:25:33,608 No, not too many. 445 00:25:33,608 --> 00:25:35,612 I used to be worried that you'd run off 446 00:25:35,612 --> 00:25:38,311 with some young thing from Calais. 447 00:25:38,311 --> 00:25:40,578 But I think with this grey hair you got coming in, 448 00:25:40,578 --> 00:25:43,913 I don't have to worry about that anymore. 449 00:25:43,913 --> 00:25:45,413 [chuckles] 450 00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:50,647 ♪♪ 451 00:26:03,849 --> 00:26:07,517 ♪♪ 452 00:26:18,885 --> 00:26:23,025 The important thing is that he's at peace now. 453 00:26:23,919 --> 00:26:28,149 I just never thought that we would outlive him. 454 00:26:41,422 --> 00:26:43,582 I'm sorry for your loss. 455 00:26:48,423 --> 00:26:50,624 [cell notification] 456 00:27:04,592 --> 00:27:05,893 Hey there. 457 00:27:05,893 --> 00:27:07,873 I'm getting ready now. 458 00:27:07,873 --> 00:27:11,193 How about if I pick you up in about 30 minutes 459 00:27:11,193 --> 00:27:14,433 and I take you to a very nice lunch? 460 00:27:14,727 --> 00:27:15,760 Great! 461 00:27:24,366 --> 00:27:29,496 Is there a reason why we had to drive so far out of town? 462 00:27:29,496 --> 00:27:31,229 I thought it'd be nice to take you someplace 463 00:27:31,229 --> 00:27:33,696 where I know you've never been before. 464 00:27:33,696 --> 00:27:37,031 How'd you know I've never been here before? 465 00:27:37,031 --> 00:27:40,031 I've been to a lot of places and I've seen a lot of people. 466 00:27:40,031 --> 00:27:42,698 Granted they don't usually hit up the early bird special. 467 00:27:42,698 --> 00:27:46,028 You shouldn't assume I'm not worldly. 468 00:27:46,932 --> 00:27:48,766 Hi guys. 469 00:27:48,766 --> 00:27:50,733 I'll be taking care of you this evening. 470 00:27:50,733 --> 00:27:53,667 Can I get either of you gentlemen a drink? 471 00:27:53,667 --> 00:27:56,200 I'll have the house cabernet. 472 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,867 Rum and Coke. 473 00:27:58,628 --> 00:28:01,868 I guess they don't card here either. 474 00:28:01,868 --> 00:28:02,735 See? 475 00:28:04,802 --> 00:28:09,572 It's great to go someplace where they don't know you. 476 00:28:09,702 --> 00:28:14,472 That way you don't feel uncomfortable about anything. 477 00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:25,238 I'm sorry about the interruption, 478 00:28:25,238 --> 00:28:28,006 but I'm gonna have to see your son's ID. 479 00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:28,772 My son? 480 00:28:31,072 --> 00:28:34,492 Yeah, my boss wanted me to ask for it. 481 00:28:34,492 --> 00:28:36,641 Can't you just tell him that you saw it? 482 00:28:36,641 --> 00:28:37,901 No, I'm sorry. 483 00:28:38,001 --> 00:28:41,241 Forget it, I'll have a regular coke. 484 00:28:41,241 --> 00:28:42,608 No it's okay. I got this. 485 00:28:42,608 --> 00:28:44,208 Don't make a big thing out of it. 486 00:28:44,208 --> 00:28:46,188 Son, please calm down. 487 00:28:48,563 --> 00:28:53,243 He's gonna show you his driver's license, and you're 488 00:28:53,243 --> 00:28:56,943 going to go back to your boss and tell him that, indeed you 489 00:28:56,943 --> 00:29:03,078 saw it, and that he is in fact legally able to drink, 490 00:29:03,078 --> 00:29:06,578 and I in return am going to leave you such a generous tip 491 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:09,379 that you're gonna be able to take all next weekend off 492 00:29:09,379 --> 00:29:12,799 and go to the beach with your friends. 493 00:29:13,013 --> 00:29:14,273 Top shelf rum? 494 00:29:14,979 --> 00:29:16,329 And a cabernet. 495 00:29:21,211 --> 00:29:25,081 I haven't felt that old in at least a week. 496 00:29:25,081 --> 00:29:28,321 Look man, you're as old as you feel. 497 00:29:28,321 --> 00:29:30,415 You know we drove so far away for lunch 498 00:29:30,415 --> 00:29:31,849 it's almost time for dinner? 499 00:29:31,849 --> 00:29:33,019 Yeah, I know. 500 00:29:34,050 --> 00:29:36,750 Can we do this again sometime? 501 00:29:36,750 --> 00:29:38,550 Yeah, I'd like that. 502 00:29:42,284 --> 00:29:45,974 Just what type of girl do you think I am? 503 00:29:48,218 --> 00:29:52,186 ♪♪ 504 00:30:01,315 --> 00:30:05,455 You know, you're wearing my clothes right now. 505 00:30:05,455 --> 00:30:09,325 Don't tell me you don't look good. [laughs] 506 00:30:11,222 --> 00:30:12,589 You can go in. 507 00:30:13,322 --> 00:30:14,762 It's about time. 508 00:30:20,124 --> 00:30:22,257 Just him. 509 00:30:23,857 --> 00:30:25,927 Uh, we're all together. 510 00:30:29,158 --> 00:30:32,358 I cannot take you all together. 511 00:30:36,126 --> 00:30:37,386 Not right now. 512 00:30:38,027 --> 00:30:39,287 We're a group. 513 00:30:42,294 --> 00:30:43,360 Then wait. 514 00:30:45,161 --> 00:30:46,694 It's okay. 515 00:30:46,694 --> 00:30:48,495 Just go in. We'll be in soon anyways. 516 00:30:48,495 --> 00:30:50,361 What am I supposed to do by myself? 517 00:30:50,361 --> 00:30:53,496 The same thing you did the last time. 518 00:30:53,496 --> 00:30:56,196 Just get me a Jack and Coke and hold the wall up, okay? 519 00:30:56,196 --> 00:30:58,356 I'll have a Fuzzy Navel. 520 00:30:59,963 --> 00:31:01,583 I'll have one too. 521 00:31:04,774 --> 00:31:06,664 That boy is gorgeous. 522 00:31:06,664 --> 00:31:09,064 I know. 523 00:31:09,064 --> 00:31:10,065 I think I'm fallin' for him. 524 00:31:10,065 --> 00:31:10,875 Whatever. 525 00:31:13,632 --> 00:31:15,165 Okay. Cool. 526 00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:23,350 Two Fuzzy Navels, a Jack and Coke, and a Bud. 527 00:31:23,350 --> 00:31:27,768 If I guess which one is yours, can I get your number? 528 00:31:27,768 --> 00:31:29,135 I'm kinda with someone. 529 00:31:29,135 --> 00:31:30,395 Aren't we all? 530 00:31:30,892 --> 00:31:34,402 Well the guy I'm with is still outside. 531 00:31:34,402 --> 00:31:37,836 Then he just wasn't cute enough to get inside. 532 00:31:37,836 --> 00:31:39,366 What's your name? 533 00:31:39,570 --> 00:31:40,169 Devan. 534 00:31:41,770 --> 00:31:42,670 Hey Devan. 535 00:31:43,304 --> 00:31:44,204 I'm Edwin. 536 00:31:46,671 --> 00:31:49,371 Ever been with a Puerto Rican? 537 00:31:49,371 --> 00:31:51,638 I'm actually kinda knew to... 538 00:31:51,638 --> 00:31:52,538 The scene? 539 00:31:55,439 --> 00:32:00,173 Well, if you ever need a tour, just let me know. 540 00:32:03,457 --> 00:32:06,607 Oh great, here comes the club slut. 541 00:32:06,607 --> 00:32:07,957 Finally got in. 542 00:32:08,740 --> 00:32:10,360 Uh, this is Edwin. 543 00:32:10,775 --> 00:32:12,408 [chuckles] 544 00:32:14,409 --> 00:32:16,776 Let me guess, Manhattan? 545 00:32:18,175 --> 00:32:21,709 No. Well one of those. [laughing] 546 00:32:27,010 --> 00:32:28,450 Do you know him? 547 00:32:29,377 --> 00:32:30,457 We just met. 548 00:32:30,457 --> 00:32:32,711 He was just guessing what you were drinking. 549 00:32:32,711 --> 00:32:33,911 Yeah. 550 00:32:36,078 --> 00:32:38,579 Did you think he was cute? 551 00:32:38,579 --> 00:32:41,079 Uh, he's a little cute. 552 00:32:41,079 --> 00:32:43,346 Did you think he was cute? 553 00:32:43,346 --> 00:32:46,136 I'm not really into Latin boys. 554 00:32:47,724 --> 00:32:50,514 You really thought he was cute? 555 00:32:50,514 --> 00:32:52,647 Was I not supposed to? 556 00:32:52,647 --> 00:32:55,448 You can suppose whatever you want. 557 00:32:55,448 --> 00:32:57,515 I just didn't think you'd be into Latin boys. 558 00:32:57,515 --> 00:32:59,882 Who said I was into him? 559 00:32:59,882 --> 00:33:00,783 You asked him if I thought he was cute. 560 00:33:00,783 --> 00:33:02,583 What's the big deal? 561 00:33:02,583 --> 00:33:05,183 Is it just me or did it all of a sudden getting 562 00:33:05,183 --> 00:33:07,250 really hard to get into this place? 563 00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:09,050 It's just you, baby. 564 00:33:09,050 --> 00:33:11,017 I thought you guys came in at the same time. 565 00:33:11,017 --> 00:33:13,267 I got pulled out of line. 566 00:33:13,267 --> 00:33:15,152 David got in cause she said she had to pee. 567 00:33:15,152 --> 00:33:16,772 I did have to pee. 568 00:33:19,786 --> 00:33:21,153 Look out! 569 00:33:21,153 --> 00:33:23,223 It's Rosie the Riveter. 570 00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:25,520 [applause] 571 00:33:34,712 --> 00:33:37,322 What's up, pigs and sausages? 572 00:33:37,322 --> 00:33:39,302 How you doin' tonight? 573 00:33:39,789 --> 00:33:41,889 Oh my God! 574 00:33:41,889 --> 00:33:46,189 I haven't seen this many sisters since Little Women. 575 00:33:46,189 --> 00:33:48,623 [audience laughter] 576 00:33:48,623 --> 00:33:50,624 Oh and Broccoli darling, don't forget that gaggle of lesbians 577 00:33:50,624 --> 00:33:53,657 over there in that corner. Ah! 578 00:33:53,657 --> 00:33:56,625 Well I was wondering why the carpet's red. [laughs] 579 00:33:56,625 --> 00:33:59,525 But enough about the lesbians, where my homos at? 580 00:33:59,525 --> 00:34:01,692 [clapping and whistling] 581 00:34:01,692 --> 00:34:03,292 Oh God! 582 00:34:06,060 --> 00:34:08,490 I feel like I'm at an orgy. 583 00:34:09,393 --> 00:34:11,643 I can play the Four Tops. 584 00:34:12,161 --> 00:34:14,231 Liza, you're so filthy. 585 00:34:14,394 --> 00:34:16,284 But enough out of us. 586 00:34:16,348 --> 00:34:20,128 Is this, the girl ready or not, backstage? 587 00:34:20,128 --> 00:34:21,838 I'm sorry. One sec. 588 00:34:24,036 --> 00:34:27,096 Tell her to get some eye lashes on 589 00:34:27,096 --> 00:34:29,129 and get the fuck on the stage. 590 00:34:29,129 --> 00:34:31,497 Alright faggots are you ready? 591 00:34:31,497 --> 00:34:32,897 By now you should know the words. 592 00:34:32,897 --> 00:34:35,197 The one, the only... 593 00:34:35,931 --> 00:34:36,898 Adora! 594 00:34:38,598 --> 00:34:43,465 ♪♪ 595 00:34:45,266 --> 00:34:47,233 ♪ Are you ready? Ah ♪ 596 00:34:47,233 --> 00:34:49,033 ♪ Are you ready? Ah - Ah ♪ 597 00:34:49,033 --> 00:34:50,800 ♪ Are you ready? Ah ♪ 598 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:54,434 ♪♪ 599 00:35:01,169 --> 00:35:04,402 ♪ Oh the melody yeah ♪ 600 00:35:04,402 --> 00:35:07,536 ♪ There's a beat every step of the way ♪ 601 00:35:07,536 --> 00:35:11,704 ♪ Sometimes it goes everything in the air♪ 602 00:35:11,704 --> 00:35:15,271 ♪ Sometimes it throws caution down ♪ 603 00:35:15,271 --> 00:35:17,371 ♪ And let's forget about the verse ♪ 604 00:35:17,371 --> 00:35:18,938 ♪ Move on to the chorus ♪ 605 00:35:18,938 --> 00:35:20,038 ♪ Cause we're livin' in the moment ♪ 606 00:35:20,038 --> 00:35:22,838 ♪♪ 607 00:35:22,838 --> 00:35:26,272 ♪ Let your record play - yeah ♪ 608 00:35:26,272 --> 00:35:29,906 ♪ Let the rhythm take you all the way ♪ 609 00:35:29,906 --> 00:35:34,040 ♪ I throw my hands in the air like a millionaire ♪ 610 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,774 ♪ I'm livin' everyday like tomorrow ain't there ♪ 611 00:35:36,774 --> 00:35:41,475 ♪♪ 612 00:35:41,475 --> 00:35:44,308 ♪ Feel the rhythm in hair and music everywhere ♪ 613 00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:46,209 ♪ On your body ah. ♪ 614 00:35:46,209 --> 00:35:48,209 ♪ On your body ah - ah ♪ 615 00:35:48,209 --> 00:35:50,143 ♪ On your body ah - ah ♪ 616 00:35:50,143 --> 00:35:52,043 ♪ On your body ah - ah ♪ 617 00:35:52,043 --> 00:35:54,203 ♪ On your body ah - ah ♪ 618 00:35:54,784 --> 00:35:56,944 ♪ On your body ah - ah ♪ 619 00:35:56,944 --> 00:35:58,911 ♪ On your body ah - ah ♪ 620 00:35:58,911 --> 00:36:01,071 ♪ On your body ah - ah ♪ 621 00:36:02,578 --> 00:36:06,212 ♪♪ 622 00:36:12,613 --> 00:36:16,247 ♪♪ 623 00:36:21,578 --> 00:36:23,648 ♪ Do you wanna party? ♪ 624 00:36:23,648 --> 00:36:25,848 ♪ Then get your hands up ♪ 625 00:36:25,848 --> 00:36:29,049 ♪ Move your body ♪ ♪ Move your body ♪ 626 00:36:29,049 --> 00:36:32,717 ♪ Everybody, get your hands up ♪ 627 00:36:32,717 --> 00:36:36,047 ♪ Move your body ♪ ♪ Move your body ♪ 628 00:36:36,450 --> 00:36:40,184 ♪ Now get your hands up ♪ 629 00:36:40,184 --> 00:36:41,417 ♪ Now get your hands up ♪ 630 00:36:41,417 --> 00:36:42,818 ♪ Get your, get your hands up ♪ 631 00:36:42,818 --> 00:36:44,118 ♪ Get your, get your hands up. ♪ 632 00:36:44,118 --> 00:36:45,418 ♪ Now get your hands up ♪ 633 00:36:45,418 --> 00:36:47,285 ♪ Get your, get your hands up ♪ 634 00:36:47,285 --> 00:36:48,952 ♪ Get your hands up ♪ 635 00:36:48,952 --> 00:36:51,186 ♪ Hands up, up, up, up ♪ 636 00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:56,987 ♪ I throw my hands are in the air like a millionaire ♪ 637 00:36:56,987 --> 00:36:59,854 ♪ I'm livin' everyday like tomorrow ain't there ♪ 638 00:36:59,854 --> 00:37:04,088 ♪♪ 639 00:37:04,088 --> 00:37:07,421 ♪♪ 640 00:37:07,421 --> 00:37:11,222 ♪ On your body ah - ah ♪ 641 00:37:11,222 --> 00:37:15,123 ♪ On your body ah - ah ♪ 642 00:37:15,123 --> 00:37:19,024 ♪ On your body ah - ah ♪ 643 00:37:19,024 --> 00:37:21,891 ♪♪ 644 00:37:24,358 --> 00:37:26,424 [applause] 645 00:37:28,136 --> 00:37:30,926 Do you still think he was cute? 646 00:37:30,926 --> 00:37:33,426 Huh? 647 00:37:33,426 --> 00:37:35,493 That was your friend Edwin. 648 00:37:35,493 --> 00:37:37,833 That guy I was talking to? 649 00:37:38,221 --> 00:37:43,261 Look, is he someone that I'm gonna have to compete with? 650 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:46,195 There's no way that you could do that. [laughs] 651 00:37:46,195 --> 00:37:48,175 You know what I meant. 652 00:37:48,175 --> 00:37:53,062 Look, if you really had such a hard time keeping your eyes off him, 653 00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:53,996 maybe you should just fuck him. 654 00:37:53,996 --> 00:37:55,930 What? 655 00:37:55,930 --> 00:37:57,097 I mean, he's probably been with as many guys as a woman 656 00:37:57,097 --> 00:37:58,230 as he has as a man. 657 00:37:58,230 --> 00:38:00,597 What's with you? 658 00:38:00,597 --> 00:38:01,531 We go on like two dates and all of a sudden you're pulling 659 00:38:01,531 --> 00:38:03,781 this "jealous boyfriend"? 660 00:38:04,265 --> 00:38:07,235 It's not very attractive, Conner. 661 00:38:13,199 --> 00:38:14,909 What's his problem? 662 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,720 Thick eyebrows. [both laugh] 663 00:38:36,969 --> 00:38:40,749 Would you like some paper for that pencil? 664 00:38:41,744 --> 00:38:46,604 I would expend a little more girth for a man your age. 665 00:38:46,604 --> 00:38:48,871 Well why don't you whip yours out so we can compare? 666 00:38:48,871 --> 00:38:50,772 Oh Conner, you know what it looks like. 667 00:38:50,772 --> 00:38:53,022 It hasn't been that long. 668 00:38:53,739 --> 00:38:58,239 All I remember is a lot of unnecessary extra skin. 669 00:38:58,343 --> 00:39:00,773 So what do you want, Edwin? 670 00:39:00,773 --> 00:39:04,193 That sexy little thing you call Devan. 671 00:39:04,674 --> 00:39:05,974 Why? 672 00:39:05,974 --> 00:39:08,375 Because, he's yours. 673 00:39:13,109 --> 00:39:14,279 Oh no, bitch. 674 00:39:15,709 --> 00:39:18,319 Fuckin' with the wrong queen. 675 00:39:20,343 --> 00:39:22,177 God dammit! 676 00:39:22,177 --> 00:39:24,607 Don't fuck with me, Conner. 677 00:39:25,068 --> 00:39:28,578 Better not tear my fucking vest, Edwin. 678 00:39:28,578 --> 00:39:30,212 Oh your cheap-ass vest you filthy varmint. 679 00:39:30,212 --> 00:39:31,279 It's Banana Republic! 680 00:39:31,279 --> 00:39:32,978 - Is it now? - Bitch! 681 00:39:32,978 --> 00:39:33,878 He's mine! 682 00:39:37,812 --> 00:39:40,046 Oh my God! 683 00:39:40,046 --> 00:39:42,446 This is a bathroom, not a bath house. - Don't fuck with me, Conner. 684 00:39:42,446 --> 00:39:45,347 You bitter old queen, get off me! 685 00:39:45,347 --> 00:39:47,447 - Why are you like this? - I grew up poor, okay? 686 00:39:47,447 --> 00:39:49,787 Oh my God! Get off of him. 687 00:40:03,683 --> 00:40:04,493 Oh honey. 688 00:40:06,150 --> 00:40:08,940 The drag queen, Conner? Really? 689 00:40:11,218 --> 00:40:13,738 What the hell just happened? 690 00:40:13,885 --> 00:40:16,985 I wanna go home. 691 00:40:16,985 --> 00:40:18,515 We just got here. 692 00:40:18,515 --> 00:40:20,419 I haven't even finished my first drink. 693 00:40:20,419 --> 00:40:21,320 I didn't ask you to leave, David. 694 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,850 I said I, not we. 695 00:40:29,608 --> 00:40:35,188 You know, this is why our best friends should always be girls. 696 00:40:35,188 --> 00:40:36,955 Excuse me? 697 00:40:36,955 --> 00:40:40,195 They know when it's time to go home. 698 00:40:40,589 --> 00:40:42,929 Tell that to the lesbians. 699 00:40:45,024 --> 00:40:48,624 ♪♪ 700 00:40:58,458 --> 00:40:59,692 Really Devan? 701 00:41:58,302 --> 00:41:59,562 [knock, knock] 702 00:42:00,973 --> 00:42:02,503 How'd tonight go? 703 00:42:02,503 --> 00:42:04,303 Same as every night. 704 00:42:04,970 --> 00:42:06,770 That's good to hear. 705 00:42:06,770 --> 00:42:09,404 I'm gonna go take care of the registers, alright? 706 00:42:09,404 --> 00:42:11,744 There's a rumor about you. 707 00:42:11,744 --> 00:42:14,804 I, I mean I'd like to give you the benefit of the doubt, 708 00:42:14,804 --> 00:42:16,371 but I see you're wearing your hair differently 709 00:42:16,371 --> 00:42:18,705 and I noticed that naked ring finger. 710 00:42:18,705 --> 00:42:20,955 Has Jerry gotten too old? 711 00:42:22,905 --> 00:42:25,875 I'm the one who's gotten too old. 712 00:42:25,875 --> 00:42:28,774 Honey, when the man you love stops lovin' you, 713 00:42:28,774 --> 00:42:31,834 that's when you've gotten too old. 714 00:42:47,176 --> 00:42:53,578 ♪♪ 715 00:43:05,379 --> 00:43:07,780 [phone ringing] 716 00:43:09,741 --> 00:43:13,881 Hey honey, I thought you were coming by today. 717 00:43:13,881 --> 00:43:17,931 I wanted to show you the new designs we made. 718 00:43:17,948 --> 00:43:22,988 Well then, I guess I'll see you tonight when I get home. 719 00:43:28,893 --> 00:43:34,383 Alright, I want her to think I like her, but I don't want her 720 00:43:34,383 --> 00:43:36,151 getting the wrong idea. 721 00:43:36,151 --> 00:43:38,131 What's the wrong idea? 722 00:43:38,521 --> 00:43:42,751 I don't want the flowers that say "I love you." 723 00:43:42,751 --> 00:43:44,319 Have you ever given a girl orchids? 724 00:43:44,319 --> 00:43:46,519 Dude, your boy knows roses. 725 00:43:46,519 --> 00:43:48,752 Roses will make her love you. 726 00:43:48,752 --> 00:43:50,286 If you just want to fuck her, you've gotta go with orchids. 727 00:43:50,286 --> 00:43:51,253 They're the sex flower. 728 00:43:51,253 --> 00:43:51,920 Really? 729 00:43:52,170 --> 00:43:57,120 Yeah, they germinate much faster than any other flower, 730 00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,255 and they release a tonic into the air that science 731 00:43:59,255 --> 00:44:00,688 has proven it arouses a woman. 732 00:44:00,688 --> 00:44:02,255 It actually gets her wet. 733 00:44:02,255 --> 00:44:03,335 You serious? 734 00:44:03,335 --> 00:44:06,855 I'll get the arrangement together for you 735 00:44:06,855 --> 00:44:08,489 while you go down the block to the liquor store. 736 00:44:08,489 --> 00:44:10,109 Get a box of wine. 737 00:44:14,657 --> 00:44:15,324 Thanks. 738 00:44:20,848 --> 00:44:23,458 Can I purchase you an orchid? 739 00:44:23,458 --> 00:44:25,259 Please, the only flower that makes a girl wet 740 00:44:25,259 --> 00:44:26,879 is from her pussy. 741 00:44:26,879 --> 00:44:28,893 Then why did you tell him all that? 742 00:44:28,893 --> 00:44:31,659 Because he's horny and he won't notice 743 00:44:31,659 --> 00:44:35,660 that Orchids are ten times more money than Roses. 744 00:44:35,660 --> 00:44:37,827 Are you buying me something? 745 00:44:37,827 --> 00:44:39,894 I... I... 746 00:44:39,894 --> 00:44:43,404 This man is always buying me something. 747 00:44:43,404 --> 00:44:46,329 Guess there goes any chance of me 748 00:44:46,329 --> 00:44:48,849 surprising you with flowers. 749 00:44:48,849 --> 00:44:51,563 Make sure he doesn't spend too much money. 750 00:44:51,563 --> 00:44:53,453 I'll see you at home. 751 00:44:58,021 --> 00:45:01,531 Perhaps you'd better get going as well. 752 00:45:01,531 --> 00:45:02,791 I can explain. 753 00:45:03,598 --> 00:45:05,308 It's not necessary. 754 00:45:05,865 --> 00:45:09,645 I saw your wedding band the day I met you. 755 00:45:10,566 --> 00:45:14,616 People don't look at their spouses like that. 756 00:45:14,854 --> 00:45:17,734 You're a very lucky man, Steven. 757 00:45:17,734 --> 00:45:21,604 If this continued, you'd lose that forever. 758 00:45:39,605 --> 00:45:45,005 I still don't know what to do about this whole Conner thing. 759 00:45:45,005 --> 00:45:47,255 Oh, how did your date go? 760 00:45:47,255 --> 00:45:51,839 I'd be lying if I said I wasn't checking my phone five 761 00:45:51,839 --> 00:45:54,906 times an hour, every hour, just to see if Mike called. 762 00:45:54,906 --> 00:45:55,540 And? 763 00:45:56,773 --> 00:45:58,123 And, don't ask. 764 00:46:00,574 --> 00:46:02,674 I don't know, Dev. 765 00:46:02,674 --> 00:46:04,941 I, I believe that with the right person, 766 00:46:04,941 --> 00:46:06,561 you can find love. 767 00:46:06,561 --> 00:46:10,609 Probably not gonna find it at Calais, though. 768 00:46:10,609 --> 00:46:12,443 Look, you know, there's always that chance that one other 769 00:46:12,443 --> 00:46:15,543 person in the crowd also searching. 770 00:46:15,543 --> 00:46:17,710 But, yeah, you probably would have to find your way 771 00:46:17,710 --> 00:46:20,950 through a lot of sleaze there first. 772 00:46:21,944 --> 00:46:25,454 Why does everybody just wanna have sex? 773 00:46:25,454 --> 00:46:30,312 All people should want to find love before they have sex. 774 00:46:30,312 --> 00:46:33,552 You're definitely a rare breed, Dev. 775 00:46:33,552 --> 00:46:36,180 Yeah, but how do I tell the difference between 776 00:46:36,180 --> 00:46:37,313 somebody who actually loves me 777 00:46:37,313 --> 00:46:39,914 and somebody who's just gonna use me? 778 00:46:39,914 --> 00:46:42,547 Good question. 779 00:46:42,547 --> 00:46:44,181 The first person I ever gave it up for 780 00:46:44,181 --> 00:46:46,982 was someone I met at a club. 781 00:46:46,982 --> 00:46:49,315 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 782 00:46:49,315 --> 00:46:50,881 TMI. 783 00:46:50,881 --> 00:46:53,215 What? 784 00:46:53,215 --> 00:46:55,375 You want my help or not? 785 00:46:55,469 --> 00:46:59,249 So yeah, I thought he was Prince Charming, 786 00:46:59,249 --> 00:47:02,084 saying all the right things, 787 00:47:02,084 --> 00:47:06,684 but I saw what I wanted to see, you know? 788 00:47:06,684 --> 00:47:11,252 Anyway, after he finally convinced me that I could 789 00:47:11,252 --> 00:47:15,119 trust him and he would never hurt me, blah, blah, blah, 790 00:47:15,119 --> 00:47:16,986 I slept with him. 791 00:47:20,220 --> 00:47:24,587 And he dumped me the next day for 792 00:47:24,587 --> 00:47:27,088 the waitress at our favorite restaurant. 793 00:47:27,088 --> 00:47:29,388 - Holy shit. - Yeah. 794 00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:32,628 I'm so sorry, Gloria. I had no idea. 795 00:47:35,256 --> 00:47:40,386 Never put your faith in someone who tells you "Trust me." 796 00:47:40,386 --> 00:47:43,024 An honest man will earn your trust. 797 00:47:43,024 --> 00:47:45,004 I liar will demand it. 798 00:47:52,891 --> 00:47:55,681 [racing sounds from video game] 799 00:48:00,226 --> 00:48:01,756 You go to Calais. 800 00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:04,900 Yeah so what's your point? 801 00:48:06,984 --> 00:48:09,594 When did you get this system? 802 00:48:09,594 --> 00:48:11,394 Oh, couple days ago. 803 00:48:11,394 --> 00:48:13,695 I just can't imagine you playing it. 804 00:48:13,695 --> 00:48:14,562 I don't. 805 00:48:15,776 --> 00:48:18,296 I bought it for those girls. 806 00:48:18,296 --> 00:48:20,329 They can be themselves here. 807 00:48:20,329 --> 00:48:21,830 You're so sweet, Silvia. 808 00:48:21,830 --> 00:48:24,430 Most dealers kick you out after a few minutes. 809 00:48:24,430 --> 00:48:29,697 Oh God. I think of myself as a therapist. 810 00:48:29,697 --> 00:48:32,398 So I met a guy at Calais a couple of days ago. 811 00:48:32,398 --> 00:48:35,548 He's real slutty, also kinda girly. 812 00:48:35,548 --> 00:48:39,132 Yeah, like what gay guy isn't? [laughing] 813 00:48:39,132 --> 00:48:42,699 Actually, I think only a real man can take another man. 814 00:48:42,699 --> 00:48:46,101 Well I'm not a man and I can take Link just fine. 815 00:48:46,101 --> 00:48:47,991 Link still has boobs. 816 00:48:47,991 --> 00:48:51,101 I asked him to keep them. I like boobs. 817 00:48:51,101 --> 00:48:52,301 He can't become a real man unless he loses those puppies. 818 00:48:52,301 --> 00:48:53,801 [chuckles] 819 00:48:53,801 --> 00:48:55,502 I will never understand gay men. 820 00:48:55,502 --> 00:48:57,235 How can you not like boobs? 821 00:48:57,235 --> 00:48:59,236 I never said I didn't like them. 822 00:48:59,236 --> 00:49:01,603 I can appreciate their function. 823 00:49:01,603 --> 00:49:04,069 Well these serve a very important function. 824 00:49:04,069 --> 00:49:06,170 Oh come on, babe. 825 00:49:06,170 --> 00:49:07,337 That doesn't do anything for me, especially on a lesbian. 826 00:49:07,337 --> 00:49:08,903 I'm not a lesbian. 827 00:49:08,903 --> 00:49:10,433 I'm gender queer. 828 00:49:10,581 --> 00:49:12,471 You ever suck on one? 829 00:49:12,471 --> 00:49:13,405 When I was 14. 830 00:49:13,405 --> 00:49:14,071 14? 831 00:49:14,904 --> 00:49:16,639 14? 832 00:49:16,639 --> 00:49:18,372 I was 16 before I even saw one. 833 00:49:18,372 --> 00:49:21,272 I mean like somebody else. 834 00:49:21,272 --> 00:49:22,840 Well if it makes you feel any better 835 00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,306 I only had sex when I was 18. 836 00:49:24,306 --> 00:49:25,107 I got you beat on that. 837 00:49:25,107 --> 00:49:27,073 I was 17. 838 00:49:27,073 --> 00:49:28,774 Mine was with a guy. 839 00:49:28,774 --> 00:49:30,774 Well I guess you got all the girls beat on that, bro. 840 00:49:30,774 --> 00:49:32,807 Not me. 841 00:49:32,807 --> 00:49:34,074 I was 15. 842 00:49:34,074 --> 00:49:37,541 Weren't you supposed to wait back then until you got 843 00:49:37,541 --> 00:49:39,431 married or something? 844 00:49:39,431 --> 00:49:42,676 Honey, I grew up in the '60s when it was hip to lose your 845 00:49:42,676 --> 00:49:44,746 virginity at a concert. 846 00:49:47,844 --> 00:49:49,377 [phone ringing] 847 00:49:51,425 --> 00:49:53,945 Oh, they, they found my hat. 848 00:49:53,945 --> 00:49:56,465 I have to go back to Calais. 849 00:50:02,412 --> 00:50:03,846 Thank God! 850 00:50:03,846 --> 00:50:06,816 It's the only hat I look cute in. 851 00:50:06,816 --> 00:50:09,180 The bathroom still unlocked? 852 00:50:09,180 --> 00:50:10,530 Yeah, go ahead. 853 00:50:24,224 --> 00:50:27,284 Alright so he's really good at it. 854 00:50:27,284 --> 00:50:29,584 But just imagine if you beat him. 855 00:50:29,584 --> 00:50:33,094 This drag competition is all Edwin has. 856 00:50:34,889 --> 00:50:39,119 Then you're gonna have to come down here, baby, 857 00:50:39,119 --> 00:50:43,979 cross your name off the list, and give me a ride home. 858 00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:51,540 Bitch, I seriously cannot believe you. 859 00:50:53,521 --> 00:50:56,454 Well, look what we have here. 860 00:50:56,595 --> 00:51:01,455 Tell me, was it easier getting admission on a weekday? 861 00:51:01,455 --> 00:51:02,422 Excuse me? 862 00:51:02,422 --> 00:51:06,289 The Miss Calais contest, I saw that you signed up. 863 00:51:06,289 --> 00:51:08,359 That is correct, Edwin. 864 00:51:08,359 --> 00:51:12,491 Do you actually think you have a chance at winning? 865 00:51:12,491 --> 00:51:14,591 Please, I have just as much chance as you. 866 00:51:14,591 --> 00:51:16,624 There are a lot of names on that list. 867 00:51:16,624 --> 00:51:18,958 Please, five fucking hundred guys could 868 00:51:18,958 --> 00:51:21,825 sign up on that list and I would still win. 869 00:51:21,825 --> 00:51:23,892 Conner's name is the only name you should be worried about. 870 00:51:23,892 --> 00:51:24,226 Would you stay out of this, Matthew! 871 00:51:24,226 --> 00:51:25,259 Hey! 872 00:51:25,259 --> 00:51:27,292 Ball juice! 873 00:51:27,292 --> 00:51:28,926 I'd be nice to me if I were you. 874 00:51:28,926 --> 00:51:30,960 I just happen to know a serious, fucked up people who would 875 00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:32,860 love to meet a little girl like you. 876 00:51:32,860 --> 00:51:34,661 So why don't you and your sister act there get the hell 877 00:51:34,661 --> 00:51:36,191 out of our faces? 878 00:51:37,294 --> 00:51:39,094 - Sister act? - Shh! 879 00:51:40,194 --> 00:51:42,329 Your boyfriend, Devan. 880 00:51:42,895 --> 00:51:43,795 Nice ass. 881 00:51:45,116 --> 00:51:47,096 He's not my boyfriend. 882 00:51:47,096 --> 00:51:48,266 That's right. 883 00:51:48,429 --> 00:51:49,329 He's mine. 884 00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:52,930 See you at the competition. 885 00:51:52,930 --> 00:51:53,740 Heels on. 886 00:52:14,566 --> 00:52:17,896 I am gonna fucking kill you, Matthew. 887 00:52:18,801 --> 00:52:19,968 [ding dong] 888 00:52:22,934 --> 00:52:23,835 Whoa! 889 00:52:29,493 --> 00:52:33,903 Why is every guy I meet dressing up like a woman? 890 00:52:33,903 --> 00:52:36,370 Shouldn't you be with Edwin? 891 00:52:36,370 --> 00:52:37,137 I just came over to see if I left one of my credit cards 892 00:52:37,137 --> 00:52:38,307 in your room. 893 00:52:39,570 --> 00:52:42,360 You're not even here to see me? 894 00:52:43,371 --> 00:52:45,621 Can you just look please? 895 00:52:45,872 --> 00:52:48,212 Alright, give me a minute. 896 00:53:18,843 --> 00:53:23,163 It's not here. You must have left it at Edwin's. 897 00:53:48,422 --> 00:53:52,382 Do you think David and Michael are assholes? 898 00:53:52,382 --> 00:53:53,516 When, now? 899 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:58,750 I just had a really bad night at Calais and I wanted to 900 00:53:58,750 --> 00:54:01,217 leave, but they still had drinks in their hands, 901 00:54:01,217 --> 00:54:02,584 so they wanted to stay. 902 00:54:02,584 --> 00:54:04,654 And that surprises you? 903 00:54:04,654 --> 00:54:06,785 I thought friends were supposed to be 904 00:54:06,785 --> 00:54:08,619 there for each other. 905 00:54:08,619 --> 00:54:10,585 They're flakes, Conner. 906 00:54:10,585 --> 00:54:11,719 You can't expect them to be there 907 00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:13,453 when you have a serious problem. 908 00:54:13,453 --> 00:54:17,233 That's what real friends are for, like me. 909 00:54:17,233 --> 00:54:19,887 So you think I really have a shot at getting 910 00:54:19,887 --> 00:54:22,621 Devan back if I win this competition? 911 00:54:22,621 --> 00:54:25,422 It's all about having confidence in yourself, Conner. 912 00:54:25,422 --> 00:54:29,588 Well, Edwin doesn't think I have any chance of winning at all. 913 00:54:29,588 --> 00:54:32,558 Not if you look like Kathy Bates. 914 00:54:32,689 --> 00:54:36,109 I just have a problem with the makeup. 915 00:54:36,109 --> 00:54:39,424 I think every gay man has one gay talent. 916 00:54:39,424 --> 00:54:41,724 Some can dance, some can sing, and others know the entire 917 00:54:41,724 --> 00:54:43,614 score to Hello Dolly. 918 00:54:44,494 --> 00:54:46,924 And what's your gay talent? 919 00:54:46,924 --> 00:54:51,694 When you supply the weed you don't need a gay talent. 920 00:54:51,950 --> 00:54:56,360 Well let's just hope my gay talent is doing drag. 921 00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:57,826 There's one big problem though. 922 00:54:57,826 --> 00:55:00,256 Whose gay talent is makeup? 923 00:55:01,964 --> 00:55:05,294 Are you sure this is gonna look good? 924 00:55:05,294 --> 00:55:07,461 It doesn't feel right. It feels like too much. 925 00:55:07,461 --> 00:55:08,394 Oh my God, Angie, would you please shut 926 00:55:08,394 --> 00:55:09,594 the hell up and trust me? 927 00:55:09,594 --> 00:55:11,295 I know what I'm doing. 928 00:55:11,295 --> 00:55:12,328 Right, I mean it just feels like too much blush, 929 00:55:12,328 --> 00:55:13,562 too much eye liner. 930 00:55:13,562 --> 00:55:15,829 I do not wanna look trashy. 931 00:55:15,829 --> 00:55:16,929 I think I know how much eye liner is too much. 932 00:55:16,929 --> 00:55:18,229 I went to beauty school. 933 00:55:18,229 --> 00:55:19,219 Ooo, goody. 934 00:55:20,073 --> 00:55:22,863 - You know what's funny? - Hmm? 935 00:55:22,863 --> 00:55:24,264 I had a dream last night that I was doing the makeup 936 00:55:24,264 --> 00:55:25,831 for a beautiful actress. 937 00:55:25,831 --> 00:55:27,811 It was her film debut. 938 00:55:27,811 --> 00:55:29,532 She told me that she was gonna be a star and that I would be 939 00:55:29,532 --> 00:55:31,265 her personal stylist. 940 00:55:31,265 --> 00:55:32,615 - Nice fantasy. 941 00:55:32,615 --> 00:55:35,366 I suppose until then I'm stuck doing off-Broadway makeup on 942 00:55:35,366 --> 00:55:37,199 an obnoxious has-been. 943 00:55:37,199 --> 00:55:38,067 Obnoxious? 944 00:55:38,067 --> 00:55:38,733 Moi? 945 00:55:40,037 --> 00:55:42,467 At least my asshole closes. 946 00:55:42,467 --> 00:55:43,867 Oh my God, Angie, your face! 947 00:55:43,867 --> 00:55:46,387 [Screaming] What did you do? 948 00:55:47,568 --> 00:55:50,802 Oh, I'm gorgeous. Classic. 949 00:55:52,382 --> 00:55:54,902 Do you think he would do it? 950 00:55:54,902 --> 00:55:56,402 Are you kidding? 951 00:55:56,402 --> 00:55:58,922 Michael lives for that shit. 952 00:55:59,470 --> 00:56:00,470 Alright. 953 00:56:14,259 --> 00:56:18,039 A Rican would make this scene even hotter. 954 00:56:18,039 --> 00:56:19,299 Is that right? 955 00:56:20,006 --> 00:56:22,076 I just got out of work. 956 00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:23,940 Where do you work? 957 00:56:23,940 --> 00:56:24,940 The Westin. 958 00:56:24,940 --> 00:56:26,274 I'm front desk. 959 00:56:26,274 --> 00:56:26,940 Really? 960 00:56:28,075 --> 00:56:29,785 I didn't know that. 961 00:56:29,785 --> 00:56:33,942 Once a year, I get to travel to any Westin in the world 962 00:56:33,942 --> 00:56:37,875 and stay for free for a week. 963 00:56:37,875 --> 00:56:41,745 All I gotta do is present this little card. 964 00:56:41,997 --> 00:56:46,677 I just get to decide on who I want to bring with me. 965 00:56:46,677 --> 00:56:49,377 Would you like a bathing suit? 966 00:56:49,677 --> 00:56:52,827 Can't see my ass in a bathing suit. 967 00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:06,847 White girl! White girl! 968 00:57:08,947 --> 00:57:09,947 [giggling] 969 00:57:16,348 --> 00:57:18,882 [giggling] 970 00:57:23,961 --> 00:57:28,551 Hey, don't jump behind me unless we're in your bed. 971 00:57:28,551 --> 00:57:31,071 Okay, slow down there Edwin. 972 00:57:31,484 --> 00:57:35,264 If I go any slower I'll be a virgin again. 973 00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:45,440 Kevin Oquan at your service. 974 00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:47,886 Oh my God, did you rob Walmart? 975 00:57:47,886 --> 00:57:48,554 Ew. 976 00:57:48,924 --> 00:57:50,454 We robbed Macy's. 977 00:57:50,454 --> 00:57:51,714 My gay talent. 978 00:57:51,714 --> 00:57:54,822 David's not that good at apologizing. 979 00:57:54,822 --> 00:57:56,388 He smashed my car window last year 980 00:57:56,388 --> 00:57:58,155 because I ruined a pair of his jeans. 981 00:57:58,155 --> 00:57:59,788 And he still hasn't said "I'm sorry." 982 00:57:59,788 --> 00:58:01,222 Did you apologize for the jeans? 983 00:58:01,222 --> 00:58:02,823 Like five times! 984 00:58:02,823 --> 00:58:04,989 Then why are you still talking about it? 985 00:58:04,989 --> 00:58:06,857 The point is, I'm sorry for not leaving the club when you 986 00:58:06,857 --> 00:58:09,467 got in that fight with Adora. 987 00:58:09,857 --> 00:58:12,647 Did Matthew put you up to this? 988 00:58:12,647 --> 00:58:15,858 No, I'm here because I heard how awful you are at doing 989 00:58:15,858 --> 00:58:18,558 makeup and I can't allow that. 990 00:58:18,558 --> 00:58:19,826 And I'm here because I think Adora's 991 00:58:19,826 --> 00:58:22,076 a bigger bitch than I am. 992 00:58:25,593 --> 00:58:29,360 Apologies accepted. 993 00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:31,880 And I brought a party favor. 994 00:58:32,994 --> 00:58:37,314 That had better be something that can be smoked. 995 00:58:37,314 --> 00:58:40,395 You know, Conner, I give you credit for competing against 996 00:58:40,395 --> 00:58:43,275 Edwin, and peacocking for Devan. 997 00:58:46,030 --> 00:58:48,550 What the hell is peacocking? 998 00:58:48,896 --> 00:58:52,496 Does no one know what I'm talking about? 999 00:58:52,496 --> 00:58:56,531 Well, peacocks spread their fans, shake their feathers 1000 00:58:56,531 --> 00:59:00,132 to get the attention of their possible mate. 1001 00:59:00,132 --> 00:59:02,299 And that's what you think I'm going with Devan? 1002 00:59:02,299 --> 00:59:03,799 Honey, I saw his ass. 1003 00:59:03,799 --> 00:59:06,679 You better shake those feathers. 1004 00:59:07,734 --> 00:59:12,234 So are we gonna make this bitch a peacock or what? 1005 00:59:12,234 --> 00:59:14,304 That's on you, Michael. 1006 00:59:15,468 --> 00:59:16,818 Unpack the bag. 1007 00:59:17,401 --> 00:59:18,841 Repack the bowl. 1008 00:59:19,568 --> 00:59:21,458 You stay right there. 1009 00:59:22,702 --> 00:59:25,402 I'm about to give you titties. 1010 00:59:25,535 --> 00:59:29,169 ♪♪ 1011 00:59:48,139 --> 00:59:53,874 [applause] 1012 00:59:53,874 --> 00:59:57,841 Alright, alright, to start things off, we give you 1013 00:59:57,841 --> 01:00:00,181 the fabulous Lady Peacock! 1014 01:00:07,009 --> 01:00:13,744 ♪ Dearest buddy, who turned me to putty ♪ 1015 01:00:13,744 --> 01:00:19,211 ♪ I heard that you were going out ♪ 1016 01:00:19,211 --> 01:00:25,912 ♪ With some other broad who was highly flawed ♪ 1017 01:00:27,846 --> 01:00:32,446 ♪ I hope she gives you what you need ♪ 1018 01:00:32,446 --> 01:00:34,066 ♪ Yeah -eah -eah ♪ 1019 01:00:35,458 --> 01:00:39,148 ♪ I wish you well but I have no regrets ♪ 1020 01:00:39,148 --> 01:00:42,515 ♪ About throwing your belongings out ♪ 1021 01:00:42,515 --> 01:00:48,915 ♪ And photoshopping your face out of my Facebook photos ♪ 1022 01:00:53,283 --> 01:00:57,118 ♪ I'm gonna replace you with someone ♪ 1023 01:00:57,118 --> 01:01:01,518 ♪ Who's an awful lot like you ♪ 1024 01:01:01,518 --> 01:01:04,818 ♪ And in case you don't believe me ♪ 1025 01:01:04,818 --> 01:01:09,786 ♪ I've already gone on two dates with people ♪ 1026 01:01:09,786 --> 01:01:13,687 ♪ Who are an awful lot ♪ 1027 01:01:13,687 --> 01:01:15,987 ♪ An awful lot like you ♪ 1028 01:01:15,987 --> 01:01:19,054 ♪ One guy was taller, the other was richer ♪ 1029 01:01:19,054 --> 01:01:22,621 ♪ But they reminded me of you ♪ 1030 01:01:22,621 --> 01:01:28,422 ♪ Yes they reminded me of you ♪ 1031 01:01:31,123 --> 01:01:37,324 ♪ Another day it's the end of May ♪ 1032 01:01:37,324 --> 01:01:44,191 ♪ And summer haze is already underway ♪ 1033 01:01:44,979 --> 01:01:48,759 ♪ We bloomed and blossomed in the Spring ♪ 1034 01:01:48,759 --> 01:01:50,493 ♪ Heard wedding bells ♪ 1035 01:01:50,493 --> 01:01:53,693 ♪ Talked diamond rings ♪ 1036 01:01:53,693 --> 01:01:59,927 ♪ Then I noticed how your eyes would often stray ♪ 1037 01:01:59,927 --> 01:02:04,728 ♪ I wish you well and I don't really care about ♪ 1038 01:02:04,728 --> 01:02:06,795 ♪ The other girls you're checking out ♪ 1039 01:02:06,795 --> 01:02:11,329 ♪ You're just not willing to change ♪ 1040 01:02:11,329 --> 01:02:16,663 ♪ And I still love you ♪ 1041 01:02:16,663 --> 01:02:20,697 ♪ I'm gonna replace you with someone ♪ 1042 01:02:20,697 --> 01:02:24,131 ♪ Who's an awful lot like you ♪ 1043 01:02:24,131 --> 01:02:27,631 ♪ And in case you don't believe me ♪ 1044 01:02:27,631 --> 01:02:33,133 ♪ I've already gone on two dates with people ♪ 1045 01:02:33,133 --> 01:02:36,166 ♪ Who are an awful lot, an awful lot ♪ 1046 01:02:36,166 --> 01:02:38,300 ♪ Like you ♪ 1047 01:02:38,300 --> 01:02:40,033 ♪ One who was smarter ♪ 1048 01:02:40,033 --> 01:02:42,033 ♪ One who was deeper ♪ 1049 01:02:42,033 --> 01:02:45,634 ♪ But they reminded me of you ♪ 1050 01:02:45,634 --> 01:02:49,435 ♪ They reminded me of you ♪ 1051 01:02:49,435 --> 01:02:53,236 ♪ Now I can't complaining about the times we had ♪ 1052 01:02:53,236 --> 01:02:57,036 ♪ I won't live in the past or dwell in regret ♪ 1053 01:02:57,036 --> 01:03:00,337 ♪ Some times love is a walk in the park ♪ 1054 01:03:00,337 --> 01:03:07,037 ♪ But sometimes it burns like Joan of Arc ♪ 1055 01:03:08,685 --> 01:03:12,105 ♪ I'm gonna replace you with someone ♪ 1056 01:03:12,105 --> 01:03:16,439 ♪ Who's an awful lot like you ♪ 1057 01:03:16,439 --> 01:03:19,573 ♪ And I will never forgive you ♪ 1058 01:03:19,573 --> 01:03:23,274 ♪ For the hell you put me through ♪ 1059 01:03:23,274 --> 01:03:30,841 ♪ Yes there are people that are an awful lot like you ♪ 1060 01:03:30,841 --> 01:03:34,475 ♪ Men who were smarter, men who were richer ♪ 1061 01:03:34,475 --> 01:03:37,576 ♪ But still reminded me of you ♪ 1062 01:03:37,576 --> 01:03:39,910 ♪ Some who were taller ♪ 1063 01:03:39,910 --> 01:03:41,710 ♪ Some who were deeper ♪ 1064 01:03:41,710 --> 01:03:45,210 ♪ But they reminded me of you ♪ 1065 01:03:45,210 --> 01:03:51,211 ♪ Yes, they reminded me of you ♪ 1066 01:03:53,645 --> 01:03:59,846 [applause] 1067 01:03:59,846 --> 01:04:02,647 Alright, alright, you can stop applauding. 1068 01:04:02,647 --> 01:04:04,781 God, it's like herding cattle! 1069 01:04:04,781 --> 01:04:05,447 Ugh! 1070 01:04:05,447 --> 01:04:07,515 What do you think, Lisa? 1071 01:04:07,515 --> 01:04:08,181 Ugh! 1072 01:04:09,488 --> 01:04:11,648 It's not Lisa with an s, 1073 01:04:11,648 --> 01:04:13,948 it's Liza, with a dick! 1074 01:04:13,948 --> 01:04:17,116 [laughter] 1075 01:04:17,116 --> 01:04:19,096 Hasn't it always been? 1076 01:04:19,096 --> 01:04:21,583 Alright ladies and gentlemen, 1077 01:04:21,583 --> 01:04:24,383 the competition will proceed as follows. 1078 01:04:24,383 --> 01:04:27,884 Each girl will be given 60 seconds to perform, 1079 01:04:27,884 --> 01:04:30,851 and every guest here tonight gets to vote. 1080 01:04:30,851 --> 01:04:32,751 So make sure you're looking out for outfits, makeup, and 1081 01:04:32,751 --> 01:04:35,451 most importantly, performance. 1082 01:04:35,451 --> 01:04:38,520 Now the performance aspect is the most important part 1083 01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:41,653 because, well you shouldn't judge based on looks cause 1084 01:04:41,653 --> 01:04:45,613 there's some really ugly bitches back there. 1085 01:04:48,654 --> 01:04:51,264 Well so them's all the rules. 1086 01:04:51,264 --> 01:04:53,121 Now get me off this stage cause 1087 01:04:53,121 --> 01:04:55,022 it's gonna be a long fucking evening. 1088 01:04:55,022 --> 01:04:56,688 Let's just bring out our second lady. 1089 01:04:56,688 --> 01:04:59,222 She calls herself, Shadina. 1090 01:04:59,222 --> 01:05:01,623 [applause] 1091 01:05:02,389 --> 01:05:05,524 ♪♪ 1092 01:05:07,957 --> 01:05:09,557 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1093 01:05:09,557 --> 01:05:10,547 ♪ Alright ♪ 1094 01:05:13,124 --> 01:05:14,691 ♪ Yeah, uh huh ♪ 1095 01:05:16,169 --> 01:05:21,659 ♪ You climbed your mountain and you finally reached the top ♪ 1096 01:05:21,659 --> 01:05:24,460 ♪ There ain't no stopping you now ♪ 1097 01:05:24,460 --> 01:05:25,360 ♪ You know that you have found it ♪ 1098 01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:26,894 ♪ Stand up ♪ 1099 01:05:26,894 --> 01:05:28,593 ♪ Spread your wings and learn to fly ♪ 1100 01:05:28,593 --> 01:05:33,095 ♪ High up in the sky ♪ 1101 01:05:33,095 --> 01:05:36,961 ♪ You climbed your mountain and you finally reached the top ♪ 1102 01:05:36,961 --> 01:05:38,662 ♪ There ain't no stopping you now ♪ 1103 01:05:38,662 --> 01:05:40,096 ♪ You know that you have found it ♪ 1104 01:05:40,096 --> 01:05:41,962 ♪ Stand up ♪ 1105 01:05:41,962 --> 01:05:44,263 ♪ Spread your wings and learn to fly ♪ 1106 01:05:44,263 --> 01:05:46,243 ♪ High up in the sky ♪ 1107 01:05:47,497 --> 01:05:49,764 ♪ Use your imagination ♪ 1108 01:05:49,764 --> 01:05:52,104 ♪ Simplify the situation ♪ 1109 01:05:52,104 --> 01:05:54,198 ♪ You can make it though ♪ 1110 01:05:54,198 --> 01:05:56,398 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1111 01:05:56,398 --> 01:06:00,032 ♪ Never going to win listening to all your friends ♪ 1112 01:06:00,032 --> 01:06:02,552 ♪ What they're telling you ♪ 1113 01:06:02,552 --> 01:06:03,766 ♪ Give it up ♪ 1114 01:06:03,766 --> 01:06:05,499 ♪ Let it out ♪ 1115 01:06:05,499 --> 01:06:07,299 ♪ Go with the flow ♪ 1116 01:06:07,801 --> 01:06:10,951 ♪ That's what they're telling you ♪ 1117 01:06:10,951 --> 01:06:12,867 ♪ When you reach paradise ♪ 1118 01:06:12,867 --> 01:06:15,657 ♪ You won't believe your eyes ♪ 1119 01:06:15,868 --> 01:06:17,535 ♪ Coming to you ♪ 1120 01:06:17,959 --> 01:06:20,569 ♪ You climbed your mountain ♪ 1121 01:06:20,569 --> 01:06:22,469 ♪ And you finally reached the top ♪ 1122 01:06:22,469 --> 01:06:24,436 ♪ There ain't no stopping you ♪ 1123 01:06:24,436 --> 01:06:27,069 ♪ You know that you found love ♪ 1124 01:06:27,069 --> 01:06:29,837 ♪ Stand up, spread your wings and learn to fly ♪ 1125 01:06:29,837 --> 01:06:31,817 ♪ High up in the sky ♪ 1126 01:06:32,994 --> 01:06:35,604 ♪ You climbed your mountain ♪ 1127 01:06:35,604 --> 01:06:38,071 ♪ And you finally reached the top ♪ 1128 01:06:38,071 --> 01:06:41,472 ♪ There ain't no, no, no, you found out ♪ 1129 01:06:41,472 --> 01:06:43,972 ♪ Stand up ♪ 1130 01:06:43,972 --> 01:06:48,807 ♪ Spread your wings and learn to fly high up in the sky ♪ 1131 01:06:48,807 --> 01:06:52,073 [applause and cheering] 1132 01:06:59,074 --> 01:07:03,394 ♪ Wake up in the morning and feel like P-Diddy ♪ 1133 01:07:03,394 --> 01:07:07,976 ♪ Walk around the room because it's time to get real pretty ♪ 1134 01:07:07,976 --> 01:07:11,486 ♪ I know I'm fly but I need one thing ♪ 1135 01:07:12,777 --> 01:07:16,017 ♪ I need my lipstick so I can sing ♪ 1136 01:07:18,678 --> 01:07:21,558 ♪ It's a scary world out there ♪ 1137 01:07:22,912 --> 01:07:27,052 ♪ With my lipstick I don't have to be afraid ♪ 1138 01:07:27,646 --> 01:07:30,256 ♪ And when everybody stares ♪ 1139 01:07:32,380 --> 01:07:36,681 ♪ You know I worry about the perfect shade ♪ 1140 01:07:36,681 --> 01:07:38,881 ♪ Lipstick, I wear my lipstick ♪ 1141 01:07:38,881 --> 01:07:41,715 ♪ I wear my lipstick, every day-day and night. ♪ 1142 01:07:41,715 --> 01:07:44,749 ♪ I wear my lipstick, I wear my lipstick ♪ 1143 01:07:44,749 --> 01:07:46,349 ♪ I wear my lipstick every day-day and night ♪ 1144 01:07:46,349 --> 01:07:49,017 ♪ I wear my lipstick, I wear my lipstick, I wear my lipstick ♪ 1145 01:07:49,017 --> 01:07:50,983 ♪ Every day-day and night ♪ 1146 01:07:50,983 --> 01:07:54,918 ♪ I wear my lipstick, I wear my lipstick, I wear my I wear my ♪ 1147 01:07:54,918 --> 01:07:58,951 ♪ I wear my lipstick, every day-day and night. ♪ 1148 01:07:58,951 --> 01:08:00,951 ♪ I work it real good so I can rock it all night ♪ 1149 01:08:00,951 --> 01:08:03,219 ♪ When I walk in the room everybody gets so scared ♪ 1150 01:08:03,219 --> 01:08:05,386 ♪ I know you all do because I get that glare ♪ 1151 01:08:05,386 --> 01:08:08,219 ♪ But let me clarify something to you ♪ 1152 01:08:08,219 --> 01:08:10,886 ♪ Whenever I look good I ain't scared of you ♪ 1153 01:08:10,886 --> 01:08:12,853 ♪ I got red, pink, black, brown, every other color ♪ 1154 01:08:12,853 --> 01:08:15,387 ♪ Looks like you better go call your mother ♪ 1155 01:08:15,387 --> 01:08:20,555 ♪ When you talk about me I just shrug it all off ♪ 1156 01:08:21,888 --> 01:08:23,868 ♪ I shrug it all off ♪ 1157 01:08:24,089 --> 01:08:27,689 ♪ Sticks and stones can break my bones ♪ 1158 01:08:27,689 --> 01:08:29,923 ♪ But never who I am ♪ 1159 01:08:31,390 --> 01:08:33,010 ♪ Never who I am ♪ 1160 01:08:35,824 --> 01:08:38,704 ♪ It's a scary world out there ♪ 1161 01:08:40,991 --> 01:08:45,192 ♪ With my lipstick I don't have to be afraid ♪ 1162 01:08:45,192 --> 01:08:50,159 ♪ And when everybody stares ♪ 1163 01:08:50,159 --> 01:08:54,260 ♪ You know I whip out the perfect shade ♪ 1164 01:08:54,260 --> 01:08:56,227 ♪ Lipstick, I wear my lipstick ♪ 1165 01:08:56,227 --> 01:08:58,727 ♪ I wear my lipstick every day-day and night ♪ 1166 01:08:58,727 --> 01:09:01,094 ♪ Lipstick, I wear my lipstick ♪ 1167 01:09:01,094 --> 01:09:03,628 ♪ I wear my lipstick every day-day and night ♪ 1168 01:09:03,628 --> 01:09:05,962 ♪ I wear my lipstick, I wear my lipstick ♪ 1169 01:09:05,962 --> 01:09:08,496 ♪ I wear my lipstick every day-day and night ♪ 1170 01:09:08,496 --> 01:09:12,563 ♪ Lipstick, I wear my lipstick, I wear my I wear my... ♪ 1171 01:09:12,563 --> 01:09:14,993 ♪ Every day-day and night ♪ 1172 01:09:21,468 --> 01:09:23,898 ♪ Every day-day and night ♪ 1173 01:09:23,898 --> 01:09:27,768 ♪ Now all you haters put on your lipstick ♪ 1174 01:09:29,199 --> 01:09:33,433 ♪ You can't do like me though ♪ 1175 01:09:33,433 --> 01:09:38,134 ♪ I wear my lipstick because I'm going to shine ♪ 1176 01:09:38,134 --> 01:09:43,367 ♪ I rock the red shade because it's all mine ♪ 1177 01:09:43,367 --> 01:09:47,669 ♪ I wear my lipstick because I'm going to shine ♪ 1178 01:09:47,669 --> 01:09:52,236 ♪ I rock that red shade because it's all mine ♪ 1179 01:09:56,457 --> 01:09:59,337 ♪ Lipstick, I wear my lipstick ♪ 1180 01:09:59,337 --> 01:10:01,838 ♪ I wear my lipstick every day-day and night ♪ 1181 01:10:01,838 --> 01:10:04,138 ♪ Lipstick, I wear my lipstick ♪ 1182 01:10:04,138 --> 01:10:06,705 ♪ I wear my lipstick every day-day and night ♪ 1183 01:10:06,705 --> 01:10:09,005 ♪ I wear my lipstick, I wear my lipstick ♪ 1184 01:10:09,005 --> 01:10:12,139 ♪ I wear my lipstick every day-day and night. ♪ 1185 01:10:12,139 --> 01:10:15,106 ♪ Lipstick, I wear my lipstick, I wear my I wear my... ♪ 1186 01:10:15,106 --> 01:10:17,040 ♪ Every day and night ♪ 1187 01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:21,208 [applause] 1188 01:10:36,276 --> 01:10:37,743 Ooof, yummy! 1189 01:10:39,144 --> 01:10:39,810 Oh God. 1190 01:10:40,311 --> 01:10:40,944 Mmmm. 1191 01:10:41,644 --> 01:10:42,277 Okay. 1192 01:10:44,244 --> 01:10:45,644 No? 1193 01:10:45,644 --> 01:10:47,212 Like that? You like that? 1194 01:10:47,212 --> 01:10:48,111 No? 1195 01:10:48,111 --> 01:10:50,011 Come on! 1196 01:10:50,011 --> 01:10:50,679 Ugh! 1197 01:10:51,079 --> 01:10:53,779 So how were the girls tonight? 1198 01:10:53,779 --> 01:10:56,480 [clapping and cheering] 1199 01:10:56,480 --> 01:10:59,113 God I swear, just the talent these boys got in the tips 1200 01:10:59,113 --> 01:11:03,113 of their... Let's just say they've got talent. 1201 01:11:03,113 --> 01:11:06,263 So you wanna know who won don't ya? 1202 01:11:06,272 --> 01:11:09,782 I, first off, just wanna say thank you. 1203 01:11:09,782 --> 01:11:11,316 None of this would've been possible without your 1204 01:11:11,316 --> 01:11:16,150 expertise; and secondly, I'd like to thank myself, 1205 01:11:16,150 --> 01:11:18,683 'cause God knows I'd rather be in the bathroom doing lines 1206 01:11:18,683 --> 01:11:20,550 than under these hot fucking lights. 1207 01:11:20,550 --> 01:11:22,917 [laughter] 1208 01:11:22,917 --> 01:11:25,117 Uh. There was so much amazing talent tonight. 1209 01:11:25,117 --> 01:11:29,887 But there can only be one winner and a ton of losers. 1210 01:11:30,385 --> 01:11:32,725 There's actual ways to ... 1211 01:11:33,152 --> 01:11:36,586 [laughter] 1212 01:11:37,953 --> 01:11:41,283 What the hell did you seal this with? 1213 01:11:41,283 --> 01:11:44,588 And finally, can the lesbians in the back of the room 1214 01:11:44,588 --> 01:11:46,748 please shut the hell up? 1215 01:11:47,187 --> 01:11:48,255 Fuck you! 1216 01:11:48,255 --> 01:11:50,145 Bring out the broads! 1217 01:11:50,145 --> 01:11:54,489 Yeah, don't you dare for one second think that just because 1218 01:11:54,489 --> 01:11:57,022 you're a lipstick lesbian, I don't know that you'll get on 1219 01:11:57,022 --> 01:11:58,590 your back and have your pussy eaten faster than I can say 1220 01:11:58,590 --> 01:12:00,480 The Ellen Show, okay? 1221 01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:01,957 Calm yourself down! 1222 01:12:01,957 --> 01:12:02,591 Okay? 1223 01:12:06,524 --> 01:12:09,134 Alright, and the winner is... 1224 01:12:11,892 --> 01:12:15,659 Adora and Lady Peacock! 1225 01:12:15,659 --> 01:12:17,259 Oh my God, we have a tie. 1226 01:12:17,259 --> 01:12:18,693 Oh my God, I love it! 1227 01:12:18,693 --> 01:12:19,863 How exciting. 1228 01:12:20,227 --> 01:12:22,160 Great! 1229 01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:23,794 That means we gotta be back here next week for a 1230 01:12:23,794 --> 01:12:25,774 head-to-head drag off. 1231 01:12:25,774 --> 01:12:28,361 Adora and Lady Peacock, wherever you are you better 1232 01:12:28,361 --> 01:12:32,561 sharpen those claws cause you're gonna need them. 1233 01:12:32,561 --> 01:12:33,495 Excuse me. 1234 01:12:33,495 --> 01:12:34,761 Yes dear. 1235 01:12:35,962 --> 01:12:38,122 Are you sure it's a tie? 1236 01:12:38,122 --> 01:12:41,430 Well if 60 points is the same as 60 points, 1237 01:12:41,430 --> 01:12:43,230 then yes it's a tie. 1238 01:12:44,231 --> 01:12:47,831 Enjoy the rest of your evening, bitches. 1239 01:12:47,831 --> 01:12:49,811 See you all next week. 1240 01:12:49,998 --> 01:12:53,958 I'll be in the bathroom, if anyone needs me. 1241 01:12:54,899 --> 01:12:57,149 Good night, see ya later. 1242 01:12:59,666 --> 01:13:01,533 Hello ladies. 1243 01:13:01,533 --> 01:13:03,499 - Congratulations! Oh my God! - Thank you so much. 1244 01:13:03,499 --> 01:13:04,467 Oh my God! Congratulations! 1245 01:13:04,467 --> 01:13:06,234 Thank you. 1246 01:13:06,234 --> 01:13:08,367 - How do you feel? - I feel spectacular. 1247 01:13:08,367 --> 01:13:09,601 You look great. 1248 01:13:09,601 --> 01:13:11,401 [cursing in Spanish] 1249 01:13:17,236 --> 01:13:18,202 Puerca! 1250 01:13:18,743 --> 01:13:22,703 - She's a bitch honey. - She's just jealous. 1251 01:13:22,703 --> 01:13:24,270 You know what? That's okay, you did great. 1252 01:13:24,270 --> 01:13:26,370 - I can't believe it. - Thank you so much. 1253 01:13:26,370 --> 01:13:27,570 You know, this is the first time I've ever done this. 1254 01:13:27,570 --> 01:13:29,238 You look great. You're a natural. 1255 01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:32,304 - So how do you feel? - Amazing. 1256 01:13:32,304 --> 01:13:33,471 That's one thing this bitch can't take away from this. 1257 01:13:33,471 --> 01:13:35,901 Honey, she is just jealous. 1258 01:13:55,642 --> 01:13:58,342 Hey baby, you got a cigarette? 1259 01:14:02,176 --> 01:14:02,843 Ah! 1260 01:14:04,209 --> 01:14:05,469 Get off of me! 1261 01:14:05,543 --> 01:14:06,803 Somebody help! 1262 01:14:07,977 --> 01:14:09,344 Ow! 1263 01:14:09,344 --> 01:14:10,010 Ah! 1264 01:14:11,444 --> 01:14:12,974 Get off me! Stop! 1265 01:14:14,512 --> 01:14:15,144 Oh no! 1266 01:14:22,203 --> 01:14:25,713 You like beatin' up drag queens, right? 1267 01:14:25,713 --> 01:14:27,243 You little bitch! 1268 01:14:28,340 --> 01:14:31,580 Hey I don't wanna cause any trouble. 1269 01:14:31,580 --> 01:14:32,647 Oh my God! 1270 01:14:32,647 --> 01:14:34,537 Is that Lady Peacock? 1271 01:14:36,978 --> 01:14:39,948 You really are Rosie the Riveter. 1272 01:14:39,948 --> 01:14:40,449 Come on baby. You're all right. 1273 01:14:40,449 --> 01:14:41,529 You're okay. 1274 01:14:41,749 --> 01:14:42,829 You're okay. 1275 01:14:44,350 --> 01:14:47,183 ♪♪ 1276 01:14:47,183 --> 01:14:50,750 Aren't you guys friends with Lady Peacock? 1277 01:14:50,750 --> 01:14:52,370 We did the makeup. 1278 01:14:52,950 --> 01:14:55,740 Well some guy just beat him up! 1279 01:14:55,740 --> 01:14:57,318 Oh my God! Is he okay? 1280 01:14:57,318 --> 01:14:58,851 I think so. 1281 01:14:58,851 --> 01:15:00,085 I told my husband to drive him home. 1282 01:15:00,085 --> 01:15:03,145 He's outside if you wanna see him. 1283 01:15:03,145 --> 01:15:06,119 You can stay here and drink your martinis all you want, 1284 01:15:06,119 --> 01:15:08,287 but let me give you a little piece of advice. 1285 01:15:08,287 --> 01:15:09,820 You might be safe in here. 1286 01:15:09,820 --> 01:15:11,621 Outside is a different story. 1287 01:15:11,621 --> 01:15:14,411 It could've been any one of us. 1288 01:15:18,855 --> 01:15:20,745 We should go see him. 1289 01:15:21,788 --> 01:15:22,778 Yeah, okay. 1290 01:15:26,336 --> 01:15:27,956 You saved my life. 1291 01:15:27,956 --> 01:15:29,490 Nah, you know what? 1292 01:15:29,490 --> 01:15:31,523 That's what lesbians are for. 1293 01:15:31,523 --> 01:15:33,457 I never got your name. 1294 01:15:33,457 --> 01:15:34,224 Ariana. 1295 01:15:35,857 --> 01:15:37,747 That's a pretty name. 1296 01:15:39,648 --> 01:15:43,158 Listen, you ever have any more trouble, 1297 01:15:43,158 --> 01:15:45,292 you give me a call, alright? 1298 01:15:45,292 --> 01:15:46,822 Good night, babe. 1299 01:15:49,967 --> 01:15:53,027 How many daddies you got, Matthew? 1300 01:15:53,027 --> 01:15:53,660 None. 1301 01:15:54,661 --> 01:15:56,101 So are we going? 1302 01:16:00,095 --> 01:16:01,265 Are you okay? 1303 01:16:01,695 --> 01:16:03,045 No, not really. 1304 01:16:03,695 --> 01:16:05,196 You look fine. 1305 01:16:08,029 --> 01:16:08,929 Oh my God! 1306 01:16:11,484 --> 01:16:15,264 It looks like you had sex with Ike Turner. 1307 01:16:15,264 --> 01:16:16,524 Stop! [laughs] 1308 01:16:16,524 --> 01:16:18,431 Is it really that bad? 1309 01:16:18,431 --> 01:16:19,098 No. 1310 01:16:19,525 --> 01:16:23,665 The puffiness will go down and you'll be fine. 1311 01:16:23,665 --> 01:16:26,365 I have to perform on Saturday. 1312 01:16:26,365 --> 01:16:28,232 Well then you better find a way to bring Lady Peacock 1313 01:16:28,232 --> 01:16:30,032 to that competition. 1314 01:16:30,833 --> 01:16:33,173 Steven, just take me home. 1315 01:16:41,812 --> 01:16:44,602 Did something happen to Conner? 1316 01:16:44,602 --> 01:16:45,952 Go away, Devan. 1317 01:16:52,720 --> 01:16:54,970 I won't be back too late. 1318 01:16:54,970 --> 01:16:57,671 But I might need you to close up for me. 1319 01:16:57,671 --> 01:16:59,271 Just take the money from the cash registers and put them in 1320 01:16:59,271 --> 01:17:03,861 the safe and I'll take care of them in the morning. 1321 01:17:04,242 --> 01:17:05,772 No problem honey. 1322 01:17:05,772 --> 01:17:07,302 Okay, good night. 1323 01:17:12,873 --> 01:17:15,843 One vodka and one whiskey please. 1324 01:17:35,574 --> 01:17:39,444 I heard you know Matthew outside of Calais. 1325 01:17:39,444 --> 01:17:41,154 I never told Jerry. 1326 01:17:42,378 --> 01:17:44,448 You're married, Steven. 1327 01:17:44,448 --> 01:17:47,178 We just went to dinner, that's all. 1328 01:17:47,178 --> 01:17:47,846 Why? 1329 01:17:52,079 --> 01:17:56,213 Forgive me, Conner, but I just turned 53 1330 01:17:56,213 --> 01:17:58,580 and a 20 year old found me attractive. 1331 01:17:58,580 --> 01:17:59,614 It was pure lust. 1332 01:17:59,614 --> 01:18:00,784 I was stupid. 1333 01:18:07,115 --> 01:18:09,995 I envy what you have with Jerry. 1334 01:18:11,349 --> 01:18:14,783 I thought I almost had it with Devan. 1335 01:18:18,883 --> 01:18:22,483 I would've loved for him to be my first. 1336 01:18:23,218 --> 01:18:26,458 You're still looking for your first? 1337 01:18:28,018 --> 01:18:30,718 No, but it would've been nice. 1338 01:18:30,718 --> 01:18:31,352 Yeah. 1339 01:18:34,160 --> 01:18:37,220 The toughest thing about being gay 1340 01:18:37,220 --> 01:18:40,370 is that there is not gay guidebook. 1341 01:18:41,354 --> 01:18:42,794 There should be. 1342 01:18:43,121 --> 01:18:43,954 Yeah. 1343 01:18:45,855 --> 01:18:50,556 Bet there are about a billion guidebooks on love 1344 01:18:50,556 --> 01:18:54,023 and the most proven one of all time, 1345 01:18:54,023 --> 01:18:56,356 listen to your own heart. 1346 01:19:04,328 --> 01:19:07,658 Do you think he went to the hospital? 1347 01:19:07,658 --> 01:19:08,659 I don't know. 1348 01:19:08,659 --> 01:19:10,009 I wasn't there. 1349 01:19:10,009 --> 01:19:12,959 Well don't you think we should find out? 1350 01:19:12,959 --> 01:19:14,059 You do realize that if he got hurt, 1351 01:19:14,059 --> 01:19:16,293 I might just win by default? 1352 01:19:16,293 --> 01:19:18,660 Is winning all you're concerned about? 1353 01:19:18,660 --> 01:19:20,661 Are we gonna talk about Conner all night? 1354 01:19:20,661 --> 01:19:21,327 No. 1355 01:19:22,661 --> 01:19:26,827 Good, because I'm getting tired of 1356 01:19:26,827 --> 01:19:29,437 you pushing away my advances. 1357 01:19:29,437 --> 01:19:32,229 Well get used to it cause nothing's gonna 1358 01:19:32,229 --> 01:19:33,729 happen tonight either. 1359 01:19:33,729 --> 01:19:35,169 Are you serious? 1360 01:19:36,496 --> 01:19:39,196 This is why we're here, Devan. 1361 01:19:39,196 --> 01:19:40,363 I, I don't see the big deal. 1362 01:19:40,363 --> 01:19:41,623 It's just sex. 1363 01:19:42,430 --> 01:19:43,780 Not a big deal? 1364 01:19:44,331 --> 01:19:46,221 It is too a big deal. 1365 01:19:46,221 --> 01:19:48,231 I don't want my first time to be with just anybody and I 1366 01:19:48,231 --> 01:19:49,731 certainly don't want it to be with somebody who's 1367 01:19:49,731 --> 01:19:51,365 going to insist I give it to them. 1368 01:19:51,365 --> 01:19:52,932 I'm not insisting. 1369 01:19:52,932 --> 01:19:54,462 You can trust me. 1370 01:19:57,066 --> 01:19:58,832 You know, 1371 01:20:01,790 --> 01:20:06,200 you're not the person I wanna be doing this with. 1372 01:20:06,200 --> 01:20:09,268 So you're just gonna go run off to Conner? 1373 01:20:09,268 --> 01:20:11,635 With his face all smashed in... 1374 01:20:11,635 --> 01:20:14,965 I thought you said you weren't there. 1375 01:20:23,771 --> 01:20:26,921 Come on Conner, pick up your phone. 1376 01:20:33,105 --> 01:20:33,772 Closed. 1377 01:20:36,563 --> 01:20:40,073 Michael, do you know where Conner went? 1378 01:20:40,073 --> 01:20:41,423 Where's Conner? 1379 01:20:42,240 --> 01:20:44,640 He's with Matthew. 1380 01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:46,141 Do you have Matthew's phone number? 1381 01:20:46,141 --> 01:20:48,301 What do you need it for? 1382 01:20:48,708 --> 01:20:52,578 I need to talk to him. It's very important. 1383 01:20:56,342 --> 01:20:57,009 Thanks. 1384 01:20:59,309 --> 01:21:01,109 Matthew, it's Devan. 1385 01:21:01,109 --> 01:21:02,459 Is Conner okay? 1386 01:21:03,343 --> 01:21:05,413 Well Edwin said that... 1387 01:21:05,610 --> 01:21:06,870 I'm at Calais. 1388 01:21:11,945 --> 01:21:13,835 Matthew's on his way. 1389 01:21:36,049 --> 01:21:38,479 So you're the famous Devan? 1390 01:21:38,479 --> 01:21:42,150 Why are you suddenly so concerned about Conner? 1391 01:21:42,150 --> 01:21:44,983 I thought Edwin was your boyfriend. 1392 01:21:44,983 --> 01:21:47,784 Edwin say Conner get beat up and he didn't do anything about it. 1393 01:21:47,784 --> 01:21:48,954 He was there? 1394 01:21:49,151 --> 01:21:49,951 Yeah. 1395 01:21:54,351 --> 01:21:56,918 Is Conner okay? 1396 01:21:56,918 --> 01:21:58,452 You know, none of this is would've happened if you 1397 01:21:58,452 --> 01:22:00,119 didn't go home with Edwin in the first place. 1398 01:22:00,119 --> 01:22:02,119 I needed a ride home, and I would've gotten one if Conner 1399 01:22:02,119 --> 01:22:04,920 hadn't walked off into the woods. 1400 01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:06,320 Please, Conner went into the woods and saw some chubby, 1401 01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:08,653 hairy, guy give head to a short, bald guy 1402 01:22:08,653 --> 01:22:11,321 and decided to go home alone. 1403 01:22:18,982 --> 01:22:23,122 Edwin said Conner has been with a ton of guys. 1404 01:22:23,122 --> 01:22:24,202 Far from it. 1405 01:22:24,202 --> 01:22:26,957 If he said that, it's only because he doesn't 1406 01:22:26,957 --> 01:22:29,057 want you to be with Conner. 1407 01:22:29,057 --> 01:22:30,624 Edwin doesn't like you. 1408 01:22:30,624 --> 01:22:32,358 To him, it's all the competition. 1409 01:22:32,358 --> 01:22:33,888 You're the prize. 1410 01:22:34,178 --> 01:22:38,858 Well then I'm gonna break the lock on Edwin's locker 1411 01:22:38,858 --> 01:22:41,558 and destroy his entire outfit. 1412 01:22:43,492 --> 01:22:45,742 No, I have a better idea. 1413 01:22:47,260 --> 01:22:52,030 Oh my God, I have the most amazing idea in the world! 1414 01:22:52,038 --> 01:22:55,728 This is what we're gonna do. [whispering] 1415 01:22:55,728 --> 01:22:58,698 Dress him just like Lady Peacock. 1416 01:22:58,698 --> 01:23:01,162 Money makes the world go round. 1417 01:23:01,162 --> 01:23:05,896 The world go round. The world go round. The world go round. 1418 01:23:05,896 --> 01:23:07,876 What the fuck? Oh God! 1419 01:23:09,351 --> 01:23:11,331 What the fuck! Oh God! 1420 01:23:11,331 --> 01:23:13,491 Oh God! Oh God! [crying] 1421 01:23:22,699 --> 01:23:23,399 Hello? 1422 01:23:26,491 --> 01:23:31,801 Great Aunt Patricia, this really isn't a good time to talk. 1423 01:23:31,801 --> 01:23:34,591 You sent him the naked picture? 1424 01:23:35,034 --> 01:23:36,834 No. 1425 01:23:36,834 --> 01:23:40,254 I'm gonna have to call you back later. 1426 01:23:52,594 --> 01:23:55,204 I really don't wanna be here. 1427 01:23:55,204 --> 01:23:56,284 You have to. 1428 01:23:59,172 --> 01:24:00,162 No I don't. 1429 01:24:01,105 --> 01:24:04,806 Look, look, we'll stay in the back. 1430 01:24:04,806 --> 01:24:07,173 No one will see us. 1431 01:24:07,173 --> 01:24:09,039 We'll wait until they introduce you and then we'll 1432 01:24:09,039 --> 01:24:13,629 bring you out and explain everything to the judges. 1433 01:24:16,441 --> 01:24:18,374 [applause] 1434 01:24:21,089 --> 01:24:25,409 Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to 1435 01:24:25,409 --> 01:24:26,443 Dollar Drink Night. 1436 01:24:26,443 --> 01:24:28,063 How you all doin'? 1437 01:24:29,142 --> 01:24:31,476 Ugh! 1438 01:24:31,476 --> 01:24:33,777 And the drag off competition which is brought to you by 1439 01:24:33,777 --> 01:24:35,644 Butter Lube. Goes best on your buns 1440 01:24:35,644 --> 01:24:38,254 after they've been warmed up. 1441 01:24:38,814 --> 01:24:41,244 So how is everyone tonight? 1442 01:24:41,244 --> 01:24:43,845 This place is fuckin' packed! 1443 01:24:43,845 --> 01:24:45,745 I haven't seen this many queers since like... 1444 01:24:45,745 --> 01:24:47,779 Judy Garland, London Palladium. 1445 01:24:47,779 --> 01:24:49,309 November 8, 1964. 1446 01:24:50,246 --> 01:24:50,879 Ah yes. 1447 01:24:51,779 --> 01:24:53,129 Thank you Liza. 1448 01:24:53,129 --> 01:24:57,381 So let's give a nice, warm, welcome once again to our 1449 01:24:57,381 --> 01:24:58,847 wonderful judges. 1450 01:24:58,847 --> 01:25:00,737 Judges, how ya doin'? 1451 01:25:00,737 --> 01:25:03,349 I'm good as long as we can avoid playing Mariah Carey; 1452 01:25:03,349 --> 01:25:05,382 I think we'll be alright. 1453 01:25:05,382 --> 01:25:07,452 I'll check with the DJ. 1454 01:25:07,776 --> 01:25:11,016 Judge number two, how are you doing? 1455 01:25:11,016 --> 01:25:12,416 I had a very nice sexual encounter this evening 1456 01:25:12,416 --> 01:25:13,917 in the woods! 1457 01:25:15,850 --> 01:25:18,190 That's nice, that's great. 1458 01:25:18,521 --> 01:25:21,851 Liza, do I dare ask how you're doing? 1459 01:25:21,851 --> 01:25:24,641 I took a happy pill! [laughter] 1460 01:25:24,641 --> 01:25:29,353 So for all you pole smokers who were not here last week, 1461 01:25:29,353 --> 01:25:33,920 we ended in a tie, and tonight we're gonna break that tie and 1462 01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:37,430 we are gonna crown the new Miss Calais. 1463 01:25:37,430 --> 01:25:39,520 So let's bring back once again, all the way from 1464 01:25:39,520 --> 01:25:42,388 Raleigh, North Carolina, 1465 01:25:42,388 --> 01:25:46,822 Miss Adora, and local girl, Lady Peacock. 1466 01:25:49,289 --> 01:25:53,423 [applause] 1467 01:25:56,857 --> 01:25:58,837 Where is Lady Peacock? 1468 01:26:00,261 --> 01:26:04,491 Was she not in her dressing room getting ready? 1469 01:26:04,491 --> 01:26:05,661 I don't know. 1470 01:26:06,392 --> 01:26:07,922 I came by myself. 1471 01:26:09,060 --> 01:26:14,460 Okay tonight we seem to have a problem ladies and gentlemen. 1472 01:26:14,460 --> 01:26:20,127 Adora has entered the stage and Lady Peacock is... 1473 01:26:20,127 --> 01:26:22,661 making a fabulous entrance! 1474 01:26:23,361 --> 01:26:24,028 God! 1475 01:26:34,429 --> 01:26:35,429 You?! 1476 01:26:37,370 --> 01:26:39,530 This isn't Lady Peacock. 1477 01:26:39,530 --> 01:26:40,430 I'm sorry? 1478 01:26:41,267 --> 01:26:43,697 This is my boyfriend Devan. 1479 01:26:43,697 --> 01:26:44,698 I'm not your boyfriend. 1480 01:26:44,698 --> 01:26:45,365 Huh? 1481 01:26:47,298 --> 01:26:50,718 Conner is Lady Peacock. This is Devan. 1482 01:26:50,718 --> 01:26:54,000 Well I just may be a bitch with a microphone, 1483 01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:54,899 but if the boy if the boy says he's Lady Peacock... 1484 01:26:54,899 --> 01:26:57,433 You guys all know me. 1485 01:26:57,433 --> 01:27:01,467 I can tell you that I have met the guy who plays Lady Peacock 1486 01:27:01,467 --> 01:27:05,001 and I can assure you, that gentleman is here tonight. 1487 01:27:05,001 --> 01:27:08,961 On this stage stands Adora and Lady Peacock. 1488 01:27:08,961 --> 01:27:11,335 They are the only two finalists competing 1489 01:27:11,335 --> 01:27:14,470 for the crown tonight. 1490 01:27:14,470 --> 01:27:18,700 So without further ado, let the drag off begin! 1491 01:27:20,260 --> 01:27:22,870 Well what are we waiting for? 1492 01:27:22,870 --> 01:27:24,537 You're waiting for me, honey. 1493 01:27:24,537 --> 01:27:26,427 Judges, are we ready? 1494 01:27:26,871 --> 01:27:31,106 [burping] 1495 01:27:31,106 --> 01:27:35,156 You're better off without me, andnbspmein herr. 1496 01:27:35,606 --> 01:27:37,586 Faggots, are we ready? 1497 01:27:37,586 --> 01:27:40,574 Well I put on my best wig tonight. 1498 01:27:40,574 --> 01:27:43,340 So I know that I am ready. 1499 01:27:43,340 --> 01:27:44,774 We're about to take our two remaining contestants and put 1500 01:27:44,774 --> 01:27:47,384 them into the final showdown. 1501 01:27:47,658 --> 01:27:49,908 Who will remain standing? 1502 01:27:49,908 --> 01:27:51,641 Which bitch has what it takes? 1503 01:27:51,641 --> 01:27:54,109 And which bitch will forget her words? 1504 01:27:54,109 --> 01:27:57,243 I know I wanna know the answers to all those questions. 1505 01:27:57,243 --> 01:28:02,103 So put your hands together and let the drag off begin! 1506 01:28:11,112 --> 01:28:13,812 ♪ We, we, we wanna be famous ♪ 1507 01:28:13,812 --> 01:28:17,146 ♪ Straight to the top's where we wanna go ♪ 1508 01:28:17,146 --> 01:28:21,213 ♪ We're sexy and we're rock star beautiful ♪ 1509 01:28:21,213 --> 01:28:23,514 ♪ Yeah we're growing up thought ya'd wanna know ♪ 1510 01:28:23,514 --> 01:28:24,980 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪ 1511 01:28:24,980 --> 01:28:27,314 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪ 1512 01:28:27,314 --> 01:28:28,514 ♪ If you hate ♪ 1513 01:28:28,514 --> 01:28:30,848 ♪ Get out the way ♪ 1514 01:28:30,848 --> 01:28:33,949 ♪ Won't stop doin' it ladies ♪ 1515 01:28:33,949 --> 01:28:36,982 ♪ We wanna be famous ♪ 1516 01:28:36,982 --> 01:28:39,412 ♪ Yeah we wanna be famous ♪ 1517 01:28:40,083 --> 01:28:41,716 ♪ Famous. Famous ♪ 1518 01:28:48,151 --> 01:28:50,131 ♪ We wanna be famous ♪ 1519 01:28:55,105 --> 01:28:57,085 ♪ We wanna be famous ♪ 1520 01:28:57,085 --> 01:28:58,615 ♪ Come get a G6 ♪ 1521 01:28:58,886 --> 01:29:01,353 ♪ I like G7s, baby ♪ 1522 01:29:01,353 --> 01:29:04,153 ♪ I'm where the stars at cruisin' in my new Mercedes ♪ 1523 01:29:04,153 --> 01:29:05,887 ♪ I see my name in lights ♪ 1524 01:29:05,887 --> 01:29:08,021 ♪ Li-li-li-life is good ♪ 1525 01:29:08,021 --> 01:29:10,187 ♪ I'm finally famous right? ♪ 1526 01:29:10,187 --> 01:29:12,122 ♪ Kickin' it back in Hollywood ♪ 1527 01:29:12,122 --> 01:29:15,489 ♪ Cameras following me, paparazzi ♪ 1528 01:29:15,489 --> 01:29:16,989 ♪ This is show biz ♪ 1529 01:29:16,989 --> 01:29:19,889 ♪ You should know this ♪ 1530 01:29:19,889 --> 01:29:23,189 ♪ People wanna see me at The Roxy ♪ 1531 01:29:23,189 --> 01:29:27,419 ♪ Yeah this is show biz and it goes like this ♪ 1532 01:29:27,419 --> 01:29:31,058 ♪ Straight to the top's where we wanna go ♪ 1533 01:29:31,058 --> 01:29:34,125 ♪ We're sexy and we're rock star beautiful ♪ 1534 01:29:34,125 --> 01:29:36,225 ♪ Yeah we're blowin' up ♪ 1535 01:29:36,225 --> 01:29:37,759 ♪ Thought you'd wanna know ♪ 1536 01:29:37,759 --> 01:29:40,009 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh ♪ 1537 01:29:41,259 --> 01:29:44,860 ♪ If you hate, get out the way ♪ 1538 01:29:44,860 --> 01:29:47,761 ♪ Won't stop till we're celebrities ♪ 1539 01:29:47,761 --> 01:29:49,741 ♪ We wanna be famous ♪ 1540 01:29:50,831 --> 01:29:53,261 ♪ Yeah we wanna be famous ♪ 1541 01:29:53,261 --> 01:29:54,161 ♪ Famous ♪ 1542 01:29:55,395 --> 01:30:01,796 ♪♪ 1543 01:30:01,796 --> 01:30:03,776 ♪ We wanna be famous ♪ 1544 01:30:08,917 --> 01:30:10,897 ♪ We wanna be famous ♪ 1545 01:30:10,897 --> 01:30:13,197 ♪ LA to the Bahamas ♪ 1546 01:30:13,197 --> 01:30:14,765 ♪ Why we just like Madonna ♪ 1547 01:30:14,765 --> 01:30:16,399 ♪ The fame, I gotta have it ♪ 1548 01:30:16,399 --> 01:30:18,132 ♪ Wanna hot boyfriend like Brad Pitt ♪ 1549 01:30:18,132 --> 01:30:20,033 ♪ The top is where we're goin' ♪ 1550 01:30:20,033 --> 01:30:21,766 ♪ But not like Lindsay Lohan ♪ 1551 01:30:21,766 --> 01:30:23,633 ♪ All night I'm LMFAO-in' ♪ 1552 01:30:23,633 --> 01:30:26,533 ♪ I'm sexy and I know it ♪ 1553 01:30:26,533 --> 01:30:28,867 ♪ They're always followin' me, paparazzi ♪ 1554 01:30:28,867 --> 01:30:31,134 ♪ This is show biz ♪ 1555 01:30:31,134 --> 01:30:33,294 ♪ You should know this ♪ 1556 01:30:33,468 --> 01:30:37,068 ♪ The people wanna see me, at The Roxy ♪ 1557 01:30:37,068 --> 01:30:41,336 ♪ Yeah this is showbiz and it goes like this ♪ 1558 01:30:41,336 --> 01:30:43,936 ♪ Hi Rachael, this is Steve from Superstar Records ♪ 1559 01:30:43,936 --> 01:30:45,636 ♪ We wanna sign you ♪ 1560 01:30:45,636 --> 01:30:48,370 ♪ Straight to the top's where we wanna go ♪ 1561 01:30:48,370 --> 01:30:52,537 ♪ We're sexy and we're rock star beautiful ♪ 1562 01:30:52,537 --> 01:30:55,838 ♪ Yeah we're blowin' up, thought you'd wanna know ♪ 1563 01:30:55,838 --> 01:30:58,088 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh ♪ 1564 01:30:58,505 --> 01:30:59,905 ♪ If you hate ♪ 1565 01:30:59,905 --> 01:31:02,439 ♪ Get out the way ♪ 1566 01:31:02,439 --> 01:31:04,839 ♪ Won't stop till we're celebrities ♪ 1567 01:31:04,839 --> 01:31:08,106 ♪ We wanna be famous ♪ 1568 01:31:08,106 --> 01:31:10,907 ♪ Yeah we wanna be famous ♪ 1569 01:31:12,241 --> 01:31:13,274 ♪ Famous ♪ 1570 01:31:13,274 --> 01:31:19,609 ♪♪ 1571 01:31:19,609 --> 01:31:21,589 ♪ We wanna be famous ♪ 1572 01:31:26,743 --> 01:31:28,723 ♪ We wanna be famous ♪ 1573 01:31:34,511 --> 01:31:36,491 ♪ We wanna be famous ♪ 1574 01:31:41,146 --> 01:31:43,126 ♪ We wanna be famous ♪ 1575 01:31:44,646 --> 01:31:47,246 [applause] 1576 01:31:48,913 --> 01:31:50,533 They were on fire! 1577 01:31:50,533 --> 01:31:52,447 Ladies, stay on stage. 1578 01:31:52,447 --> 01:31:53,707 Stay on stage. 1579 01:31:53,845 --> 01:31:58,615 Okay, so this is our first ever head to head drag off 1580 01:31:58,615 --> 01:32:01,315 competition and let me just congratulate both of you by 1581 01:32:01,315 --> 01:32:03,716 saying you are absolutely wonderful 1582 01:32:03,716 --> 01:32:06,506 and you both deserve the crown. 1583 01:32:08,216 --> 01:32:08,883 Ooo. 1584 01:32:11,623 --> 01:32:14,683 Oh God, you are just so damn fine! 1585 01:32:14,683 --> 01:32:15,684 I'm so excited. 1586 01:32:15,684 --> 01:32:17,317 Are you excited? 1587 01:32:17,317 --> 01:32:19,218 [cheers] 1588 01:32:19,218 --> 01:32:21,718 Alright, the winner of Miss Calais 1589 01:32:21,718 --> 01:32:23,252 is... 1590 01:32:27,353 --> 01:32:28,486 Adora! 1591 01:32:29,734 --> 01:32:32,254 Are you fucking kidding me?! 1592 01:32:32,254 --> 01:32:33,753 Oh oh oh, wait a minute. 1593 01:32:33,753 --> 01:32:35,320 I'm sorry. 1594 01:32:36,254 --> 01:32:37,514 Wait a minute. 1595 01:32:37,654 --> 01:32:38,554 I'm sorry. 1596 01:32:38,921 --> 01:32:40,001 I fucked up. 1597 01:32:41,488 --> 01:32:43,648 The winner is not Adora. 1598 01:32:44,222 --> 01:32:46,822 The winner is Lady Peacock! 1599 01:32:46,822 --> 01:32:48,589 [applause] 1600 01:32:48,589 --> 01:32:52,190 Sorry. 1601 01:32:52,190 --> 01:32:55,157 Lady Peacock you are the winner. 1602 01:32:55,157 --> 01:32:57,677 Lady Peacock is Miss Calais! 1603 01:32:57,677 --> 01:32:59,625 Okay, this is bullshit. 1604 01:32:59,625 --> 01:33:01,695 I mean, whatever bitch. 1605 01:33:04,792 --> 01:33:06,192 Waste my time. 1606 01:33:06,192 --> 01:33:07,192 You know what? Waste my motherfuckin'... 1607 01:33:07,192 --> 01:33:08,926 You think I'm a fuckin' dancing monkey? 1608 01:33:08,926 --> 01:33:10,726 I'm a real bitch! 1609 01:33:11,659 --> 01:33:12,293 Shit! 1610 01:33:27,646 --> 01:33:32,596 Oh my God. Oh my God. Wait, wait, wait, where'd she go? 1611 01:33:32,596 --> 01:33:34,296 She has to say her speech! 1612 01:33:34,296 --> 01:33:35,364 Ugh! 1613 01:33:36,347 --> 01:33:39,497 I did Lady Peacock's makeup artist! 1614 01:33:39,497 --> 01:33:41,898 And his boyfriend. 1615 01:33:43,905 --> 01:33:47,865 I can't believe you did that for me tonight. 1616 01:33:47,865 --> 01:33:49,433 That was amazing! 1617 01:33:49,433 --> 01:33:52,466 Well you said you wanted Edwin to lose. 1618 01:33:52,466 --> 01:33:54,446 What I wanted was you. 1619 01:33:55,671 --> 01:33:59,901 So you're relationship with him is over, right? 1620 01:33:59,901 --> 01:34:02,601 I was never in a relationship. 1621 01:34:02,601 --> 01:34:05,202 I can never date someone who doesn't 1622 01:34:05,202 --> 01:34:07,092 get out of his dress. 1623 01:34:08,269 --> 01:34:09,529 Then what now? 1624 01:34:11,502 --> 01:34:16,437 Oh well, I need a vacation 1625 01:34:16,437 --> 01:34:20,304 and the problem is I can only choose one person, 1626 01:34:20,304 --> 01:34:24,894 and I still haven't figured out who that should be. 1627 01:34:26,272 --> 01:34:28,439 Well, you should know, 1628 01:34:30,099 --> 01:34:33,339 I've never been with a woman before. 1629 01:34:33,339 --> 01:34:36,579 Well I've never been a woman before. 1630 01:34:39,314 --> 01:34:42,374 I just don't want to rush you into 1631 01:34:42,374 --> 01:34:46,308 anything that you're not ready for. 1632 01:34:46,308 --> 01:34:49,542 I just wanted to be sure it was with the right person. 1633 01:34:49,542 --> 01:34:51,409 Well lucky for you. 1634 01:34:53,242 --> 01:34:57,472 You're about to find out what my gay talent is. 1635 01:35:06,235 --> 01:35:08,845 Where's my other bag, Hector? 1636 01:35:08,845 --> 01:35:11,212 What other bag? 1637 01:35:11,212 --> 01:35:13,846 Oh my God, I had two fucking bags! 1638 01:35:13,846 --> 01:35:16,613 Did you not bring the other one? 1639 01:35:16,613 --> 01:35:18,413 I brought whatever bag you told me to bring. 1640 01:35:18,413 --> 01:35:20,747 The other bag has the rest of my clothes in it. 1641 01:35:20,747 --> 01:35:22,980 You're such a fucking idiot! 1642 01:35:22,980 --> 01:35:23,947 Ha! Mira! You lost puta! 1643 01:35:23,947 --> 01:35:25,047 Get over it! 1644 01:35:29,631 --> 01:35:30,981 Just like that. 1645 01:35:30,981 --> 01:35:33,249 Is this right? 1646 01:35:33,249 --> 01:35:35,483 - Uh huh. - Are you sure? 1647 01:35:35,483 --> 01:35:37,216 Yeah. Twist it. 1648 01:35:37,216 --> 01:35:38,316 Uh huh. 1649 01:35:38,316 --> 01:35:40,217 Don't touch me. 1650 01:35:40,217 --> 01:35:41,584 No no no. I hate that. I hate that. [laughing] 1651 01:35:41,584 --> 01:35:43,784 [laughing] 1652 01:35:43,784 --> 01:35:47,418 ♪♪